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Who do you fancy? Page 315

My dad was a taxi driver and once picked one of Cliff's roadies up from the station. He basically said he liked 'em young (allegedly Huh? ). He didn't say how young though. Whistling nnocently

They call him the Peter Pan of pop. Old Jacko has a Peter Pan obession and J.M Barrie is alleged to have preferred them young too. Why do perverts like Peter Pan?

I don't believe for a second MJ is a perv. And I hope I don't have to go to court for anything cos clearly I'll be doomed whether I'm found guilty or not!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 9 2008, 10:20 PM GMT

I don't believe for a second MJ is a perv. And I hope I don't have to go to court for anything cos clearly I'll be doomed whether I'm found guilty or not!

Anybody who goes to court is doomed. Your fate is in the hands of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury service.

Ha! True enough.

I like Michael Jackson. And Gary Glitter.

Didn't someone call me a pervert earlier today in this very thread?

Nope. Noone would say that.

Oh yes, it was Dolly Dagger, because I disagree with people. Bless.

All she said was he was a very nice man but a terrible driving and nearly had her bins over twice.

Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 10:46 PM GMT

She called you perverse, not perverted. The two don't mean the same.

Seem more or less the same to me, and to Google define:. So what's the difference?

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

So what's the difference?

Well, as long as you're not in court for perversing the course of justice, you'll never need to know.

Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 10:53 PM GMT

In the context Dolly was using it, that of opinion and argument, it clearly meant "contrary to that which is accepted or expected".

Ah I see.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:31 PM GMT

No I don't think so. I expect men would treat (or at least talk about) someone like Keira Knightly with far more respect than someone like Jordan.

Definitely - although Jordan does have gorgeous eyes.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:33 PM GMT

Then check for breasts.

To make sure they have some?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

I can't be alone in thinking Moss is, and always has been, ugly as sin.

She's like a blank canvas though - in more ways than one as she's a Croydon girl - and can be made to look quite stunning at times.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:51 PM GMT

No, I was agreeing. As in, I hate my face too.

That's understandable though.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:55 PM GMT

Is your hair black, Matt?

I always had you down as some kinda brunette.

Matt black?

And how can he be brunette?

Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 10:53 PM GMT

In the context Dolly was using it, that of opinion and argument, it clearly meant "contrary to that which is accepted or expected".

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 10:58 PM GMT

Ah I see.

Yes, that's what I meant. Maybe 'contrary' (as in Mary) would have been better a description.

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