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Who do you fancy? Page 312

There again look at Boris Johnson. Maybe extinction's for the best...

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:53 PM GMT

I always had a thing for that Sophie Dahl until she went anorexic-ish.

Me too, doesn't suit being thin. Same goes for Cristina Ricci; chubby-hot-now skinny-awful!!

Is your hair black, Matt?

I always had you down as some kinda brunette.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:54 PM GMT

I thought he was a ginge! :O

Have I been under a misconception?

No. Though there's nothing wrong with gingers either!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:51 PM GMT

Kind of race. That's why I said 'kind of racist'. Blondes have to endure jokes about being stupid and are going to be extinct soon. :(

Am I racist if I don't find black people attractive?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:55 PM GMT

No. Though there's nothing wrong with gingers either!

Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman. Oh yeahhhhhhh.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:55 PM GMT

Is your hair black, Matt?

I always had you down as some kinda brunette.

Well, about as close to black as us white boys get, I think.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:56 PM GMT

Am I racist if I don't find black people attractive?

Maybe we shouldn't go there... :D

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:56 PM GMT

Am I racist if I don't find black people attractive?

Yes. Exceptionally.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:56 PM GMT

Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman. Oh yeahhhhhhh.

Dyed red is hot.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:53 PM GMT

Aaron was just saying he doesn't often fancy blondes. I fink.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:56 PM GMT

Well, about as close to black as us white boys get, I think.

I'll have to inspect you more thoroughly next time. Make sure you're collar and cuffs.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:56 PM GMT

Yes. Exceptionally.

Denzel Washingtons a babe.

Yeah except you do, Azza.

Mr 'my favourite Spice Girl was Scary Spice'.

Jimi Hendrix was a God and so beyond fancying. But Lenny Kravitz once gave me a wink...

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