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Who do you fancy? Page 311

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:44 PM GMT

Moss isn't ugly. She's a pretty girl. It's just that she's lauded as this great beauty, so it's got your back up.

No, she's weird and I think unnatractive; but you don't have to be 'beautiful' to be a model, do you; being distinctive is as much a part of it, and she's certainly that.

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 8:44 PM GMT

I think everyone suffers that one.

Not me. I'm a fox. Cool

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:45 PM GMT

Well she is blonde.

Is this some kind of racist thing?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:47 PM GMT

No, she's weird and I think unnatractive; but you don't have to be 'beautiful' to be a model, do you; being distinctive is as much a part of it, and she's certainly that.

Much like that stick one who looks even whiter than me. She's horrific, and certainly distinctive.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:44 PM GMT

:)

It is! Faces are the most common focus for BDD. I think it's too chubby and moon like and my nose takes over my face. I'm also white as a sheet. Everyone says that isn't my face at all but that's what I see.

But I do have rubber lips and camel lashes. That's NOT in my head! Just overdone by my minds eye I think.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:47 PM GMT

No, she's weird and I think unnatractive; but you don't have to be 'beautiful' to be a model, do you; being distinctive is as much a part of it, and she's certainly that.

Nope, most models are pretty weird looking. Or totally plain when out of makeup.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:48 PM GMT

Is this some kind of racist thing?

Blonde is a race now?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:46 PM GMT

You shouldn't feel like that at all - but I guess you're sick of people telling you that!

Oh I'm used to it! I know what I see isn't real, it's the BDD but I still see it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:49 PM GMT

It is! Faces are the most common focus for BDD. I think it's too chubby and moon like and my nose takes over my face. I'm also white as a sheet. Everyone says that isn't my face at all but that's what I see.

But I do have rubber lips and camel lashes. That's NOT in my head! Just overdone by my minds eye I think.

No, I was agreeing. As in, I hate my face too.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:49 PM GMT

Blonde is a race now?

Kind of race. That's why I said 'kind of racist'. Blondes have to endure jokes about being stupid and are going to be extinct soon. :(

Have some more kids! Quick!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:51 PM GMT

Kind of race. That's why I said 'kind of racist'. Blondes have to endure jokes about being stupid and are going to be extinct soon. :(

*Ruffles hand through his lovely black locks and laughs*

Aaron was just saying he doesn't often fancy blondes. I fink.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:52 PM GMT

Have some more kids! Quick!

Maybe with Daniel Craig? :D

I always had a thing for that Sophie Dahl until she went anorexic-ish.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:53 PM GMT

Maybe with Daniel Craig? :D

I thought he was a ginge! :O

Have I been under a misconception?

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