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Who do you fancy? Page 310

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:23 PM GMT

rather look like Moss and co, who are more often referred to in more revered tones, as beautiful, etc.

I can't be alone in thinking Moss is, and always has been, ugly as sin.

Is Ellie still on her diet...?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 9 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

I fancy the chocolate man from the Lynx ad!

His face is just scary in chocolate mode. It's that huge grin and wide eyes. *Shudder*

My face is my big issue area. Really hate it :(

Followed by my boobs.

Followed by everything!

WAAAH!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

I can't be alone in thinking Moss is, and always has been, ugly as sin.

I don't think she's great. Can look good in photos, but not a natural beauty and not ageing well. Also I think a bit of a selfish and mean personality shows through.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2008, 8:38 PM GMT

I couldn't think of a classier glamour girl. Maybe someone else can. It's interesting you used the word 'perceived'; KK is probably not a good comparison but I'm sure there's many a 'nice' girl who has slept with far more men, say, than Jordan.

Well it's all down to perception. Everything about them is fake. They wear make up. They often have plastic surgery. They're then airbrushed. And I'm sure that their personalities don't come across in a single photo.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

I can't be alone in thinking Moss is, and always has been, ugly as sin.

No, you're not alone.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 9 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

I can't be alone in thinking Moss is, and always has been, ugly as sin.

I never used to like her, but I appreciate her beauty now. Mind you, when she hasn't got her slap on she looks like any other Essex bird.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 8:43 PM GMT

No, you're not alone.

Agreed. She isn't very nice.

Moss isn't ugly. She's a pretty girl. It's just that she's lauded as this great beauty, so it's got your back up.

If she was just a normal girl on the street and she approached you, I'm sure you wouldn't send her packing cos she was 'too ugly'. :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:41 PM GMT

My face is my big issue area. Really hate it :(

:)

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:41 PM GMT

Is Ellie still on her diet...?

Yes. :(

I want yogurt.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:41 PM GMT

My face is my big issue area. Really hate it

I think everyone suffers that one.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 8:44 PM GMT

If she was just a normal girl on the street and she approached you, I'm sure you wouldn't send her packing cos she was 'too ugly'. :)

Well she is blonde.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 8:41 PM GMT

My face is my big issue area. Really hate it :(

Followed by my boobs.

Followed by everything!

WAAAH!

You shouldn't feel like that at all - but I guess you're sick of people telling you that!

I've not yet seen anyone who is perfect looking to everyone (and like I said I used to work with models - many of whom don't look good in some shots or from some angles). I remember working with one gorgeously pretty girl who had really bad cellulite who then got a big underwear campaign job. Good old photoshop.

Ha. I don't think it's natural though!
Maybe she'd go back to brown for you.

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