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Should Elvis Impersonators Be Outlawed Worldwide?

I say, YES! What do you say?

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No! They are a kitsch staple! Without them, millions of Vegas weddings will be without witnesses!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 9 2008, 3:38 PM GMT

No! They are a kitsch staple! Without them, millions of Vegas weddings will be without witnesses!

They could switch to some other for of something.

Or maybe there all real...clones if you will.

they're*

*cough cough*

F**king hate the whole lot of them - as well as that fat old bastard they're trying to copy.

Why - for f**k's sake?

Unless they're trying to exploit Elvis fans in which case there can't be enough of them.

Don't be disrespecting the King, boyo. Angry

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 4:39 PM GMT

Don't be disrespecting the King, boyo. Angry

Oh no. I knew you were sad but I didn't know you were that sad!

now this is a sad Elvis

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I wonder if its because he just realized he wasn't anything but a hound dog...not so much rocking all the time.

Quote: Curt @ December 9 2008, 4:43 PM GMT

now this is a sad Elvis

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I wonder if its because he just realized he wasn't anything but a hound dog...not so much rocking all the time.

Looks like he ate too much white bread?

Quote: David Chapman @ December 9 2008, 4:42 PM GMT

Oh no. I knew you were sad but I didn't know you were that sad!

You're just jealous of his once-good looks. I'm betting your wives/girlfriends were obsessed with him, thus entrenching a deep-rooted hatred for the King in your twisted, warped mind.

Thank you very muuuch

No they're ace, what can be better at the end of a night at a crappy boozer, then a brummy Asian Elvis hurling them selves into Suspicious Minds.

Like a United Nation of cheese.

Any one who dislikes Elvis impersonators is evil and most likely wets the bed.

Deliberately.

Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 5:16 PM GMT

Elvis impersonators are OK, but there are too many of them. We need a cull to restore balance.

Maybe introduce their natural predator? Hmmmmmm.

Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 5:20 PM GMT

You mean the deep-fried peanut butter sub?

hook me up that sounds awesome.

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