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Why is it when you're ill it hurst when you laugh and you start laughing at things you wouldn't normally laugh out loud to?
And why did Aaron put Aaron loves zooo in a thread entitled Things that piss you off?
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 4:27 PM GMTHolding it in is like the most hygienic thing you can dooooo!
Oh sorry. I didn't realise that was what you meant.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 9 2008, 4:29 PM GMTWhy is it when you're ill it hurst when you laugh and you start laughing at things you wouldn't normally laugh out loud to?
Because you're a masochist.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 9 2008, 4:29 PM GMTAnd why did Aaron put Aaron loves zooo in a thread entitled Things that piss you off?
Because ... Because. I can put it in every thread, just to balance it out, if you'd like? 
Quote: David Chapman @ December 9 2008, 4:29 PM GMTOh sorry. I didn't realise that was what you meant.
I was lying, I piss from a window, you were right.
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 3:52 PM GMTYou could set a little booby trap in there.
Sounds like my kind of trap!
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 3:58 PM GMTI still don't know what the
ing was all about!
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 4:36 PM GMTI was lying, I piss from a window, you were right.
So you were only talking about pissing. That's OK then.
Ladies don't do number twos.
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 4:44 PM GMTLadies don't do number twos.
I had an ex who would only do a number two in her own house and nowhere else. I never realised this until one day we were staying in a hotel and she went and passed a solid. As she came out, I jokingly went "Phoooweee!" - then she started crying and told me her secret toilet shame.
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 4:44 PM GMTLadies don't do number twos.
What is their arsehole for then?
Well, erm....
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 4:46 PM GMTI had an ex who would only do a number two in her own house and nowhere else. I never realised this until one day we were staying in a hotel and she went and passed a solid. As she came out, I jokingly went "Phoooweee!" - then she started crying and told me her secret toilet shame.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 9 2008, 4:46 PM GMTWhat is their arsehole for then?
Anal beads.
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 4:53 PM GMTAnal beads.
Never forget the humble butt plug either.
Ben, you seem to attract the slightly mental.
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 4:54 PM GMTBen, you seem to attract the slightly mental.
Oh pots and kettles!
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 4:54 PM GMTNever forget the humble butt plug either.
Or the double-ended dildo. You know, the ones you can bend.
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2008, 4:55 PM GMTOh pots and kettles!
I take exception to that! 
More than slightly...