This hurt my head, so I'd appreciate some feedback, good or bad. Cheers.
Movie: The Movie: The Movie 2: Directors Cut Final Edition - Hosted on the Celtx servers.
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INT. Film set, within a film set, within a film set.
The Director watches on, as Steve plays the role of the Director, directing Luke the Director, who's directing the action.
Steve is looking perplexed.
The DIRECTOR
Cut!
STEVE
Sorry everyone. I'm just having trouble, I mean, what's my inspiration?
THE DIRECTOR
You're a director.
STEVE
Oh so, I'm "directing" the direction.
THE DIRECTOR
Yes.
STEVE
So, what are you doing?
THE DIRECTOR
I'm directing your direction, directing the direction.
STEVE
I've always knew I would get into directing.
THE DIRECTOR
Well technically, I'm the director and you're just playing a director, who's directing a director, directing a film.
LUKE
Am I directing a director?
THE DIRECTOR
No, that would just be silly. Anyway.
(Beat)
Action!
STEVE
Action!
LUKE
Action!
Actor
I love you.
ACTRESS
And I love you...
LUKE
Cut!
STEVE
Did I do something wrong?
THE DIRECTOR
Cut! Steve, he's not directing you, you're directing him.
STEVE
But I wouldn't direct it like that.
LUKE
What's wrong with my directing?
STEVE
Nothing, it's just, not how I'd do it.
LUKE
Well I'd like to see your attempt at being a director.
STEVE
What does it say on my chair?
LUKE
It's just a black chair.
STEVE
Oh, well I...
THE DIRECTOR
Shut up! Both of you! Neither of you are directing. You are just playing the roles of directors. And there is nothing wrong with the direction. Right, is everyone clear about their roles?
STEVE
Yes.
LUKE
Yep.
THE DIRECTOR
OK. Action!
STEVE
Action!
LUKE
Action!
ACTOR
Action!
THE DIRECTOR
Cut!
THE END