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And I'm a TV snob!

We've already discussed my musical tastes. What about TV?

I cannot watch any of the Celebrity programmes. Who cares which "past his best" celebrity is King of the Jungle? And it's just voyeurism to watch them eat all sorts of unsavoury things.

I cannot watch X-Factor because it's just about Cowell and Walsh. What exactly have any TV reality talent shows thrown up as real long lasting "talent"? All Cowell has under his belt (!) is Teletubbies. Wow! Rock and Roll. And Walsh just produces Karaoke boy bands he wants to shag.

(Yes - I'm Grumpy Old Man today)

David, the only thing worse than these programmes are people discussing the shit the next day.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 12:42 PM GMT

We've already discussed my musical tastes. What about TV?

I cannot watch any of the Celebrity programmes. Who cares which "past his best" celebrity is King of the Jungle? And it's just voyeurism to watch them eat all sorts of unsavoury things.

I cannot watch X-Factor because it's just about Cowell and Walsh. What exactly have any TV reality talent shows thrown up as real long lasting "talent"? All Cowell has under his belt (!) is Teletubbies. Wow! Rock and Roll. And Walsh just produces Karaoke boy bands he wants to shag.

(Yes - I'm Grumpy Old Man today)

What shows do you like?

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 12:42 PM GMT

All Cowell has under his belt (!) is Teletubbies.

What involvement did he have there? :/

I really doubt the Teletubbies are he only famous name on his list of bands...

He is a f**king trillionaire, after all.

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 3:28 PM GMT

What involvement did he have there? :/

Maybe he means that with a waistline that high, Cowell could conceivably be hiding anything under there.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 12:42 PM GMT

All Cowell has under his belt (!) is Teletubbies.

Don't forget Robson and Jerome

Anyone with a defence of 'Cowell did Robson & Jerome / Zig & Zag / Power Rangers' don't have a leg to stand on.

You might not like him, or his products, but he's rich as f**k for a reason. He's got an impeccable record on X Factor of picking the right people and never getting it wrong.

I'm no pop fan either, but when it comes to manufactured pop and making money, the man's a bona fide genius.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 8 2008, 7:55 PM GMT

Don't forget Robson and Jerome

Hmm. So they're on a show, they sing in the show, and then Cowell makes lots of money for himself.

Yes, he's clueless.

He has fifty houses for a reason.

Quote: Seefacts @ December 8 2008, 8:00 PM GMT

Anyone with a defence of 'Cowell did Robson & Jerome / Zig & Zag / Power Rangers' don't have a leg to stand on.

You might not like him, or his products, but he's rich as f**k for a reason. He's got an impeccable record on X Factor of picking the right people and never getting it wrong.

Yes but how many make a sucessful career? They have a couple of hits because of him and then nothing!

Thus underlining his genius even further; that he can take (even comparitively) untalented, hopeless shits and make a mint out of them.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 8:11 PM GMT

Yes but how many make a sucessful career? They have a couple of hits because of him and then nothing!

That's the fickle world of 12 year old music fans.

Cowell's an entrepreneur.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 8:11 PM GMT

Yes but how many make a sucessful career? They have a couple of hits because of him and then nothing!

Leona and ammmmm............

Cowell is a craftsman, but not an artist.

He makes a lot of money.

But so do a lot of shits.

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 8:12 PM GMT

Thus underlining his genius even further; that he can take (even comparitively) untalented, hopeless shits and make a mint out of them.

Ding!

He knows what will sell and when. His income is something like 50 million a year. And he earns every penny in my book by milking the stupid.

Also, he's tremendous entertainment on X Factor along with Walsh. Yeah, it's a setup and a total con, but f**k it - it's good viewing.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ December 8 2008, 8:15 PM GMT

Cowell is a craftsman, but not an artist.

He makes a lot of money.

But so do a lot of shits.

Definitely.
No one's calling him an artist!

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