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Who do you fancy? Page 305

My simple brain can't handle that logic. Unattractive = ugly, as far as I'm concerned. (That could be read in two ways, and I mean it equally in both.)

I think I know what Dolly means. I know girls who are attractive, but I don't fancy them in the slightest.

Quote: Griff @ December 8 2008, 6:11 PM GMT
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Looks all right to me.

I definitely agree she was gorgeous at her peak - about 35 I think.

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 6:19 PM GMT

No, she's just ugly.

How exactly do you define ugly? She could never be described as ugly but just obviously not you type.

Zooo - you'd better get rid of that bleach.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 7:00 PM GMT

How exactly do you define ugly? She could never be described as ugly but just obviously not you type.

Is there a single, specific definition?

Quote: David Chapman @ December 8 2008, 7:00 PM GMT

Zooo - you'd better get rid of that bleach.

If she had any, then yes she'd better.

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 7:03 PM GMT

If she had any, then yes she'd better.

What if I just use it to throw in the faces of shifty looking strangers?...

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 6:16 PM GMT

Like I said, skank.

Yeah but there's good skank and bad skank.

Good skank - looks like a skank, but in reality is fragrant and is only 'skanky' in look and atitude.

Bad skank - stinks.

Quote: Ben @ December 8 2008, 6:44 PM GMT

I think I know what Dolly means. I know girls who are attractive, but I don't fancy them in the slightest.

No, but you'd like to doink them?

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2008, 5:48 PM GMT

They played her rap song on the radio at work today.
It is good, but the rap bit does make me giggle.

When I read that I thought you meant Backfired from her first solo album.

Oh no, sorry. I mean Rapture. I wouldn't know that other one if it bit me on the bum. Probably.

Just drop to a dead stop!

Quote: Seefacts @ December 8 2008, 7:13 PM GMT

No, but you'd like to doink them?

You know, I don't think I would.

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2008, 7:08 PM GMT

What if I just use it to throw in the faces of shifty looking strangers?...

Approve. :)

Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles. Gorgeous back in the eighties, and still pretty hot.

Okay, I'm probably repeating myself again, but Brandon Flowers circa "All These Things That I Have Done."

Oh and now, actually! Sans beard I mean.

Quote: Aaron @ December 8 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

She is, was, and will always be, a skank.

I can't find anything wrong with that sentence. Laughing out loud

Give me skank anyday. Ms Harry was like Monroe for the fledgling MTV generation, utterly gorgeous. Although I probably wouldn't have shared needles with her.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 9 2008, 3:50 PM GMT

Sans beard I mean.

Obviously. :)

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