WOMAN ANSWERS DOOR TO 2 POLICE MEN.
POLICEMAN1
Mrs Jones?
WOMAN
Yes, oh God it's my husband isn't it?
POLICMAN1
Mrs Vera Jones?
WOMAN
Yes damn it, it's my husband tell me.
POLICEMAN2
Calm yourself Mrs Jones, we've got some bad news about yout husband.
WOMAN
Oh God, has there been an accident....r
POLICEMAN2
No he's been picking up prostitutes in his car.
POLICEMAN2
Possibly with the intent of murdering them, Mrs Jones we've found no bodies but the dogs are out.
WOMAN
What, but no, but how? He's had a vasectomy and...
POLICEMAN1
Well he picked up 36 women last week, he's take them for a slow, poorly executed drive then returns them home.
WOMAN
Officer my husband is a driving instructor.
POLICEMAN2
What he teaches woman to drive?
BOTH POLICEMEN BURST OUT LAUGHING.
POLICMAN1
Those stubby little pastry folding fingers?
POLICEMAN2
Women can't drive, you can't change gears without a penis.
SHE SLAMS THE DOOR IN THEIR FACES.
POLICEMAN1
Another Rose West, lets go arrest Pete Smith the paedophile. Evil bastard claims to be a piano teacher.
POLICEMAN2
Every one knows there's no such thing as pianos.