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Bit of a thinker

After a comment on the number plate threads, what is your favorite 'thinker' IE the joke that took you a while to get, but was worth the effort.

For me I love.

What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue.

Sent that to 118 118 yet?

1 Man goes to a baker and asks for a loaf of bread, white or brown?

That's ok my bicycles outside.

2 I went to buy some donkey food.

I ended up tilting at windmills.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 7 2008, 7:05 PM GMT

After a comment on the number plate threads, what is your favorite 'thinker' IE the joke that took you a while to get, but was worth the effort.

For me I love.

What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue.

Gesundheit!

Quote: sootyj @ December 7 2008, 7:17 PM GMT

Sent that to 118 118 yet?

It's clear they hate me... :D

No hits yet? You probably won't know till next week or so.

*MUMBLE, MUMBLE*

Quote: sootyj @ December 7 2008, 7:17 PM GMT

1 Man goes to a baker and asks for a loaf of bread, white or brown?

That's ok my bicycles outside.

?

Well if you didn't get it, there's no wonder I didn't.

Actually I don't get it, but it always makes me smile.

But such an intricate, purposeful none joke.

2 nuns in the bath

Nun 1: Where's the soap?

Nun 2: Yes it does doesn't it.

This was a mystery to me until last week when I finally made the break through. I was like Alan Turing I was.

I have never ever got this joke! Roscoff... please PM me the explanation! Or some one... please!

Quote: roscoff @ December 8 2008, 12:05 AM GMT

2 nuns in the bath

Nun 1: Where's the soap?

Nun 2: Yes it does doesn't it.

This was a mystery to me until last week when I finally made the break through. I was like Alan Turing I was.

No! I got that when I was at school! Oh - you are at school.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 8 2008, 8:54 AM GMT

I have never ever got this joke! Roscoff... please PM me the explanation! Or some one... please!

Seriously?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 8 2008, 8:54 AM GMT

I have never ever got this joke! Roscoff... please PM me the explanation! Or some one... please!

Here's a clue, spell the word wears instead of where's :)

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