So I thought I'd better apologize for my "worst ever sketch" with something, that will hopefully mess with your heads
INT. ROOM - DAY
Leevil and Billusion sit across a table across from each other talking.
BILLUSION
So Leevil, you wrote any more sketches lately?
LEEVIL
Yeah, I’m actually writing one now.
BILLUSION
Yeah, what’s it about?
LEEVIL
Well, I’m actually writing this.
BILLUSION
What this conversation?
LEEVIL
Yeah.
BILLUSION
So, you know what I’m going to say next?
LEEVIL
Well, I’m actually making it up as I go along so...
BILLUSION
But you must’ve preempted what I’m saying now to make this joke.
LEEVIL
OK, so I’m thinking a couple of lines ahead.
BILLUSION
So can you guess what I’m going to say next?
LEEVIL
Well, that’s just silly, ‘cos I’ll be saying it for you.
BILLUSION
Wrong!
LEEVIL
What?
BILLUSION
You’re wrong, I wasn’t going to say that.
LEEVIL
I wasn’t guessing. I was pointing out the fact, that I’m in control of this conversation and it would be silly for me to guess what I’m going to type next.
BILLUSION
But you did know what I was going to say next, to get to this point. It was all planned. In fact all this is planned.
LEEVIL
But why are you telling me that?
BILLUSION
I thought it would brake up big chunks of dialogue making it an easier read.
LEEVIL
Thanks, but if I want to brake up big chunks of dialog, I’ll do it myself.
(Takes a sip of his drink.)
You’re right though. This is all planned out, but whilst I write this, it is pretty much spontaneous, it is in fact the second draft of this sketch, the dialogues different, but the ideas the same.
BILLUSION
What do you mean?
LEEVIL
Well I actually wrote this down on paper, it was a rough draft and quite long winded. Probably where this sketch will end up, if I don’t tie it up soon.
BILLUSION
By the time people read this, it will be the third or fourth draft and you will be no longer making it up as you go along.
LEEVIL
But I don’t have an ending whilst I write this, so we’ll just have to see what happens.
BILLUSION
But that’s my point, you will have figured out the ending, by the last draft. So why keep in this part of the conversation?
LEEVIL
Because it’s part of the sketch.
BILLUSION
Oh right, well you could’ve warned me.
END.