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Worst bit of Christmas. Page 4
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 7 2008, 4:38 PM GMTWhat does his licence allow him to actually do?
Tis a licence to be seximo ultimo 
Quote: sootyj @ December 7 2008, 4:41 PM GMTBe Jewish, rule the world, get free upgrades on El Al and be incredibly witty in a geeky way.
And that too!
As long as I get to keep my bank!
What your Jew licence turns you into.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 7 2008, 4:43 PM GMT
And that too!
As long as I get to keep my bank!
Which one?
Northern Rock 
Trying to get to sleep on Christmas eve when you know a hairy old fat man is going to try to get into your house at some point.
Normally by invitation.
Worst bit of Crimbo? When you just die n stuff...
Ladders.
Killer Robots!
They're just pretending, surely...
Aren't they?
Quote: Jude @ December 7 2008, 6:06 PM GMTThey're just pretending, surely...
Aren't they?
I used to think so, until the late Mr Symonds next door challenged them to it, but on the other hand they do sing lovely carols, so it's swings and roundabouts...
Wait did I say robots... sorry I meant carol singers... always get them confused..
Building a trike at 3 in the morning half pissed.
Quote: sootyj @ December 5 2008, 6:55 PM GMTWhat's the worst bit of Christmas tat you've suffered.
I reckon it has to be Kerry Katona Iceland advert, with Jason Donovan and that weird 3rd women.
That's Coleen Nolan who is a Loose Woman.