Does this one work?
JOE IS STANDING ON HIS OWN WAITING FOR A LIFT. HARRY WALKS OVER.
Joe (singing): I'll be queer.
Harry: Bloody hell! Don't sing that! And anyway, it's 'I'll be there' not 'I'll be queer'.
Joe: Are you sure?
Harry: Yes. Positive.
Joe: The Michael Jackson song?
Harry: Yes. He sung 'I'll be there', when he was in the Jackson 5 I think.
Joe: Oh right. I actually prefer my version if I'm being honest.
Harry: I wouldn't sing it too loud if I were you though. I mean....
Joe (singing): 'I'll be queer'.
Harry: Pack it in! Someone will hear you! (PAUSES) And it's homophobic!
Joe: Don't be stupid. How can a song have a star sign?
Harry: Jesus! 'Homophobic' isn't a star sign you idiot! It's a...
JOE STARTS TO HUM THE SONG.
Harry: Oh please yourself.
HARRY SMACKS THE LIFT DOOR
Harry (cont'd): Bloody lift playing up again! I'll take the stairs.
Joe: No need (PAUSE) Here it is. (SMILES)
LIFT DOOR OPENS. HARRY WALKS IN.
Joe (cont'd): And I wouldn't get too worked up about the song if I was you.
Harry: Why?
Joe: Because you wont hear it again.
Harry: That's good.
LIFT DOOR SHUTS.
Joe: I will be singing it at your funeral though.
LIFT DOOR SHUTS. WE HEAR HARRY SCREAM. ON THE CLOSED LIFT DOOR WE SEE A SIGN SAYING "LIFT OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE STAIRS" JOE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS SINGING.