Depression Page 14

Quote: roscoff @ December 7 2008, 1:11 PM GMT

Exercise makes you happy. Fact

When you cycle, swim, run, or carry out any other form of strenuous endurance exercise, your pituitary gland releases substantial quantities of 'endorphins', chemicals which can block sensations of pain and produce overall feelings of euphoria. Endorphins are known to attach to 'receptors' on the outer surfaces of brain cells, acting like chemical keys which fit into locks. If enough endorphin is inserted into the outer 'keyhole' of a nerve cell, that cell is unlikely to convey pain messages to the conscious part of the brain.

-http://www.pponline.co.uk/encyc/0430.htm

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Well then there's something very wrong with me!

Quote: roscoff @ December 7 2008, 1:33 PM GMT

a) This is a comedy forum you tosser
(b)'The "General, General Thread" can be used for random nonsense undeserving of its own thread.' Quoteth from the moderator.
(c) If you don't like the people on here f**k off.
(d) I have met quite a few of the people on here. Have you? Don't character assassinate people you haven't met just because you think you know best. Cos you most certainly don't.
(e) If you want to argue face to face mate I don't have a real problem with that.
(f) I don't like you.

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 3:57 PM GMT

I'd love to know who he's specifically aiming this barb at!

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The entrants of that MySpace comedy malarkey, I would imagi- Oh.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 7 2008, 3:56 PM GMT

That's our Ian!

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I've been learning from the best

Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2008, 3:58 PM GMT

The entrants of that MySpace comedy malarkey, I would imagi- Oh.

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Oh gosh, that hurts! Actually, I didn't write any of it, so slag all you like!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 3:57 PM GMT

I'd love to know who he's specifically aiming this barb at!

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All of us, I think.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 7 2008, 4:00 PM GMT

All of us, I think.

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Well, at least those who post on critique; so hopefully not me! Tim? Tim?!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 3:59 PM GMT

Oh gosh, that hurts! Actually, I didn't write any of it, so slag all you like!

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You waz robbed. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED!

I will not rest until you get your rightful winning place.

Time for a nap I think....

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 4:01 PM GMT

Well, at least those who post on critique; so hopefully not me! Tim? Tim?!

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Funny cos those who post in critique think he was talking about posters in General
So basically everyone's "Can't be me, surely!"

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 3:59 PM GMT

Oh gosh, that hurts! Actually, I didn't write any of it, so slag all you like!

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But if you didn't write it, then that would suggest that your stuff was perhaps rejected as being even worse?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 7 2008, 4:02 PM GMT

You waz robbed. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED!

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HIGH FIVE!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 3:57 PM GMT

I'd love to know who he's specifically aiming this barb at!

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The six people named in the post he quoted, one would imagine.

Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2008, 4:06 PM GMT

But if you didn't write it, then that would suggest that your stuff was perhaps rejected as being even worse?

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Hey, no one rejects my stuff Aaron; I haven't been turned down by a producer in almost a year now! You don't want to see how big my head is! It's huuuuge!

Quote: zooo @ December 7 2008, 4:07 PM GMT

The six people named in the post he quoted, one would imagine.

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*Goes to check*

Quote: zooo @ December 7 2008, 4:07 PM GMT

The six people named in the post he quoted, one would imagine.

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Ahh . . .

I think the best thing is just not to give him anymore attention.

So moving on.....

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 7 2008, 4:06 PM GMT

HIGH FIVE!

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Oooops, sorry to have left you hanging so long!!!

He did allude to doing some script reading for anonymous writers on this forum.

It did read like he'd had a tipple or 3 before typing.

Also Mathew a barb is a sharp, accurate Wildean bit of wit desinged to get through peoples defences.

If you consider calling people shit a barb.

Might I reccomend wathcing less Jeremy Kyle?

Quote: sootyj @ December 7 2008, 4:14 PM GMT

Also Mathew a barb is a sharp, accurate Wildean bit of wit desinged to get through peoples defences.

If you consider calling people shit a barb.

Might I reccomend wathcing less Jeremy Kyle?

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So . . . is that a barb . .? Teach me o-Soots.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 7 2008, 4:12 PM GMT

Oooops, sorry to have left you hanging so long!!!

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All the bloods run from me hand, it's gone all tingly.

Not at all, I'm perpetually nice to every one except those who are satarisable.

More a bit of playful critique.

I'm far to crude to be barbed, the bludgeon my prefered weapon.