Just signed up after watching The Visit which I thought was brilliant so just saying hello, hope to get to know you soon.
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Hi guys
Welcome Martin 
Helloooo!
Welcome, Martin! 
Hello...
Hey there
... Yo!
Cheers guys you seem a very friendly bunch.
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Yeah, I'd keep an eye on your wallet though.
Hello.
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Other than that, welcome!
Hello mate. You know we have one of the inmates on here from time to time!
Hello bigguy!
'Welcome aboard!'