So with this being a Comedy Forum, what's your favourite one line gag?
I'll get the ball rolling with:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle
A baby seal walks into a club....
What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your garden path.
What's brown and ryhmes with snoop?
Dr Dre.
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ December 6 2008, 1:07 PM GMTWhat's brown and ryhmes with snoop?
Dr Dre.
LOL! #Hold up# 
Ha! Dr Dre 
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Here's one I wrote, which I kinda like myself,
I lost my job the other day. I found it again though, hanging around the public toilets with lots of other jobs.
what has eight legs and makes women scream?
gang rape
Aren't these technically (apart from Leevil's) 2 line jokes?
I bought one off those salvador dali watches, had to take it back, it melted.
Bought my girlfirend a book on feng shui for her birthday, and she never opened it, but then I did place it in the shed.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 7 2008, 5:56 PM GMTAren't these technically (apart from Leevil's) 2 line jokes?
Not if they don't press enter!
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
I saw a sign saying breakfast anytime so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 7 2008, 5:59 PM GMTAll those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
I saw a sign saying breakfast anytime so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Time Vine? If not I'm going to spend ages agonising over who wrote them Please tell me it was Tim Vine?
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 7 2008, 6:01 PM GMTTime Vine? If not I'm going to spend ages agonising over who wrote them
I think Emo Phillips for the first and Steven Wright for the second one.
oo yep can hear Steve Wright's drool voice saying that now.
Okay I'm rubbish at, amoungst many other things, stand up comedians jokes... I admit it.
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ December 6 2008, 1:07 PM GMTSo with this being a Comedy Forum, what's your favourite one line gag?
I'll get the ball rolling with:
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella?
Fo' DrizzleWhat's brown and ryhmes with snoop?
Dr Dre.
These 2 mean nothing to me.
My dog's got no nose - he's a cocaine mule.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 7 2008, 7:31 PM GMTThese 2 mean nothing to me.
Ah, Vienna?
Now that's a song!
'F**k off' that always makes me laugh.