What's better hard or soft?
Biscuits? Hard!
Sponges? Soft!
Ect, ect.
Can you think of things that are better... HARD OR SOFT?!
A game you can play with the whole family, as long as you don't tell mummy.
Hard or Soft?
HARD rock: Good
SOFT rock: Bad
Can't think of any other examples at the moment ...
Soft bagel: Delicious
Hard bagel: A deadly weapon. Maybe even deadlier than a leg of lamb.
Soft penis: good.
Hard penis: even better.
Hard sex good.
Soft sex women.
Hard water: good
Soft water: bad
Soft bacon good.
Hard bacon bad.
Soft pizza good.
Hard pizza bad.
Soft chips good.
Hard chips bad.
Softcore bad
Hardcore good
Soft cake - Good
Hard cake - Bad
Mmmmmmmmm, cake......
Soft Egg - runny
Hard Egg - yummy
Hard poo: Bad
Soft poo: Good
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 6 2008, 1:32 PM GMTHard poo: Bad
Soft poo: Good
Tell me about it. I once blacked out on the bog, trying to pass a hard poo. It took so long to come, my legs kept going to sleep, and I kept having to get up and walk around.
Quote: catskillz @ December 6 2008, 1:44 PM GMTTell me about it. I once blacked out on the bog, trying to pass a hard poo. It took so long to come, my legs kept going to sleep, and I kept having to get up and walk around.
I feel so blessed to have read that post.
