The fact that my mum forgets to get the stuffing out of the turkey, every year without fail. Oh, and Christmas pudding isn't very nice either.
Worst bit of Christmas. Page 2
Quote: Moonstone @ December 5 2008, 10:04 PM GMTExactly - "smoke". Try not to get any in your eye it might sting.
That reminds me of a story my friend likes to tell. He has a brother who is about 10 years older, so he learned most of the facts of life from him.
His brother told him that "dust" came out of a man's penis when he had sex, so my friend was very concerned and wanted to see a doctor when his first emission proved to be somewhat more substantial. 
The worst thing about Christmas is happy excited children. 'Oh!' you say 'How can he be so cruel?' Try putting up with 25 little shits 5 days a week. Little f**kers 
My worst Christmas:
When Santa woke me up and told me my Dad didn't exist 
Aw! 
I cannot stand the period after Christmas. It is so boring. Nothing happens. I remember I spent one day of it last year wearing a dressing gown all day.
Like Hugh Hefner?
Like Obewan Kenobe.
Like Arthur Dent.
Like your Mother.
Quote: catskillz @ December 6 2008, 2:39 AM GMTThe fact that my mum forgets to get the stuffing out of the turkey, every year without fail. Oh, and Christmas pudding isn't very nice either.
Perhaps you could remind her?
I looooove Christmas pudding.
Why are they always so small?
Need a bigger tree.
Quote: zooo @ December 7 2008, 3:49 PM GMTI looooove Christmas pudding.
Why are they always so small?
Buy 4 and stick them together?