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Things that piss you off Page 346

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ribbons piss me off, not in a pathological way, i just don't like them. although i'm not sure why. i shall look into this.

:O Never meet me, then!

'Okay you need to give me a priority on these 3 items.'

'They are all priority one.'

Old people in Gregg's at lunch time who want to discuss Vera's Varicose Veins whilst all I want to do is get an over priced sandwich and stuff my face. If they want to discuss why their next door neighbour's mutilated carcass was not discovered for 10 weeks then they can do that outside lunchtime hours. Consideration for the living is called for here. You listening Dave C?

and the term 'fake people'. as in 'i hate fake people'. i don't get it, people can't help but be exactly themselves, however hoffific that might be.

manequins are fake people. and blow up sexy dolls.

Gregg's being quite such a walk from school annoys me, because when it's cold like this, the last thing I want to do is go and buy Andy lunch when I have frees before it; but like a good sister chump, I still trek. :(

I hate hiccups!

Quote: DaButt @ December 6 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

I hate hiccups!

Aren't they nearly always fatal? If so can I have your Gameboy?

Quote: roscoff @ December 6 2008, 12:20 AM GMT

If so can I have your Gameboy?

Don't think I have a Gameboy. Howzabout my son's PS3? He's making a racket with it in the other room.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 5 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

Just need to blow.

Pleased Pleased Pleased

Things that piss Joe Satriani off: Coldplaygiarism

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7766683.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw9DKu_I

Twice today I've been told, whilst Christmas shopping, 'No we don't sell them', only to find the said item minutes later, once actually behind the shop assistant who told me....

Arrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

When you approach a completely deserted road, then as soon as you go to cross, 20 cars and a convoy of juganauts suddenly go by and take an hour. Then when you've crossed the road it's f**king deserted again!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 6 2008, 6:10 PM GMT

Then when you've crossed the road it's f**king deserted again!

You're lucky, you've got a reason to cross the road. Teary

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