What's the worst bit of Christmas tat you've suffered.
I reckon it has to be Kerry Katona Iceland advert, with Jason Donovan and that weird 3rd women.
Is it me or does it look like the kind of party Karen Mathews would organise?
Worst bit of Christmas.
Shame on you Sooty for jumping on the Christmas bandwagon when you should be starting a Hanukkah thread. Bloody sell-out!
The only bad thing about Christmas for me are some of my mothers awful gifts but otherwise I <3 it. Sorry!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 5 2008, 7:04 PM GMTThe only bad thing about Christmas for me are some of my mothers awful gifts but otherwise I <3 it. Sorry!
Your mother's gift to you was life!
And a toothbrush.
Indeed!
Untangling the Christmas tree lights and putting them on the big tree. Every year we try to make them easier to handle, and every year we fail. 
Having to put up with relatives you only see once a year, and half way through the day you realise why you only see them once a year.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 5 2008, 7:02 PM GMTShame on you Sooty for jumping on the Christmas bandwagon when you should be starting a Hanukkah thread. Bloody sell-out!
Shame on you for following the Jewish Quonza, a festival celebrating genocide, racism, terrorism and oil exploitation.
My dog just farted and it didn't smell very Christmassy. Not very Christmassy at all.
Quote: sootyj @ December 5 2008, 8:06 PM GMTShame on you for following the Jewish Quonza, a festival celebrating genocide, racism, terrorism and oil exploitation.
Come on, it's really all about the magic lamp. The setting is just unfortunate.
I'll rub your lamp in a minute.
Quote: Aaron @ December 5 2008, 9:57 PM GMTI'll rub your lamp in a minute.
Beware then, a genie might come out!
The commercialised crap that is the build up. I like Christmas day though.
Quote: Moonstone @ December 5 2008, 9:59 PM GMTBeware then, a genie might come out!
What, with a puff of "smoke"?
Exactly - "smoke". Try not to get any in your eye it might sting.