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Ben is getting ready to go out. Now, where did I put my thong?

Did it disappear up your bum again?

No!

Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 5:35 PM GMT

Ben is getting ready to go out. Now, where did I put my thong?

You on the pull, you hunk?

Ben is a very sexy man. He doesn't need a thong to pull.

Bandage is still in work.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 5 2008, 4:43 PM GMT

Robyn got a uni interview, but is very tired and has been basically watching porn for all of period 5. :)

Same. Except we had to watch Nazis. So I guess if I was Max Mosely we'd totally be the same.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 5 2008, 5:43 PM GMT

Ben is a very sexy man.

Can I put you down as a reference on my CV?

Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 5:59 PM GMT

Can I put you down as a reference on my CV?

Yes. Yes, you can. However, you'd like to use it on your DVD packaging I'd like a backhander.

Ta.

Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 5:35 PM GMT

Ben is getting ready to go out. Now, where did I put my thong?

It's in the same place you left the baby oil and the feather boa.

At Matts. Smarmy

Ben is in the pub, but it's a bit quiet.

Robyn is planning a Tube Challenge attempt, much to Elliot's dismay. :)

Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 9:21 PM GMT

Ben is in the pub, but it's a bit quiet.

F**k me, it must be if you're posting.

Go and talk to a lady.

Ben is back home and cussing his backwater town.

married

Nil is recovering after his work's Christmas do at Jongleurs. Great night. Saw Anthony King, Adam Bloom & Craig Campbell. Bloom & Campbell were very funny, King was a bit hit and miss. Introduced by Danny Buckler who I didn't think much of.

*makes a cuppa*

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