Quote: Dr Mato @ December 5 2008, 2:22 PM GMTI shall have my new staff of hand picked pro's start contacting all the officials from all the countries to make arrangements to send most americans packing back to homelands. I would imagine a quantum test will have to be given to establish what and how much of each they have in the bloodline.
So "native" Americans will be removed to Asia? It'll be awfully empty around here if only comedians are allowed. And Africa will be quite crowded.
I would quite like one of those Men In Black mind eraser things. That would come in very handy.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 5 2008, 3:23 PM GMTDear Mato Saville
Please could you fix it for me to poo gold nuggets?
Yup!
Quote: DaButt @ December 5 2008, 3:26 PM GMTSo "native" Americans will be removed to Asia? It'll be awfully empty around here if only comedians are allowed. And Africa will be quite crowded.
Oh I shall go back 10,000 years or so and I think the First Nation shall be covered. 
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 3:59 PM GMTI would quite like one of those Men In Black mind eraser things. That would come in very handy.
No problem
Quote: Griff @ December 5 2008, 4:09 PM GMTI often poo Chicken McNuggets, usually on Sundays.
Sorry there Griff, I shall be closing dowm McDonalds.Will gold nuggets be okay?
Can you make it so that I get my As in A2, and my place at KCL, pretty please? 
And, can you somehow make it snow worldwide at Christmas?
Sentient Ham... oh hang on technically that's a pigs... must go rethink my list.
Robots in Wigs?
I WANT A PONY!
and maybe my own castle......
And a fairy godmother?
and some kittens and puppies and my own holiday!
....and maybe if you have time, world peace, end to hunger, blah, blah, blah......
Ban Channel 4 from doing their 100 greatest shows.
Sure to Ned, Scatter and Snow thing when I rule.
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 7:25 PM GMTBan Channel 4 from doing their 100 greatest shows.
Unless it's the "100 greatest of the 100 greatest shows" show. Now that I'd watch.
Quote: SlagA @ December 5 2008, 9:44 PM GMTUnless it's the "100 greatest of the 100 greatest shows" show. Now that I'd watch.
Yes, i probably would as well.
Mato - you in Alaska yet? You should be vlogging your trip. You have my envy.