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I think I will rule the world, any requests?

Yup, I think I will rule the world. Post your requests. Angelic

Build a big wall around america so nothing can get in or out.

Ditto France.

(Except fill it with water.)

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 11:23 AM GMT

Build a big wall around america so nothing can get in or out.

mmmmmmmmmmm perhaps a better solution is to find the long lost relatives and send em back to prospective countries and let the First Nation be in control.

I know some very fine people who live in the land called america.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 5 2008, 11:37 AM GMT

mmmmmmmmmmm perhaps a better solution is to find the long lost relatives and send em back to prospective countries and let the First Nation be in control.

I know some very fine people who live in the land called america.

Sometimes when you are a leader you have to make sacrifices.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 11:23 AM GMT

Build a big wall around america so nothing can get in or out.

Can the wall have a post box? I have DVDs on order.

Oh, and my fiance lives there.

Quote: Griff @ December 5 2008, 1:35 PM GMT

Fiancé or fiancée?

I prefer to say "fiance" as Holly Hunter does in Raising Arizona.

Quote: Aaron @ December 5 2008, 11:34 AM GMT

Ditto France.

(Except fill it with water.)

He hasn't just thought that up he told me this like 2 months ago...

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 5 2008, 11:57 AM GMT

Sometimes when you are a leader you have to make sacrifices.

I shall have my new staff of hand picked pro's start contacting all the officials from all the countries to make arrangements to send most americans packing back to homelands. I would imagine a quantum test will have to be given to establish what and how much of each they have in the bloodline.Majority line will send them packing. Those who come up even will be a coin toss and packed also.

Exceptions can be made for those who have proven to be stewards of the world, in my eyes, mind you.All comedians and funny people can stay.

As far as France goes, Aaron will have the fate of france in his hands. I do not believe flooding is the answer. They do have some fine wine making ability. Perhaps just a little shaping up from the boss (Aaron) might work.

Bussell, your fiance is safe. I will make special arrangements for that.

Any other requests?

Dear Dr Mato,

please could you fix it for us to go to war with the planet Mars, just in case. Although, what with it being the planet of war, they'll probably be quite good at it and whip us.

Ta.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 5 2008, 2:23 PM GMT

Dear Dr Mato,

please could you fix it for us to go to war with the planet Mars, just in case. Although, what with it being the planet of war, they'll probably be quite good at it and whip us.

Ta.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm something to think about.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 5 2008, 11:14 AM GMT

Yup, I think I will rule the world. Post your requests. Angelic

After you've screwed it all up, can I have a go? Just for a day? I'll give it back ... honest. :P :D

Quote: SlagA @ December 5 2008, 2:30 PM GMT

After you've screwed it all up, can I have a go? Just for a day? I'll give it back ... honest. :P :D

If I screw it up....sure. Doubt that will happen. :D

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 5 2008, 2:22 PM GMT

As far as France goes, Aaron will have the fate of france in his hands. I do not believe flooding is the answer. They do have some fine wine making ability. Perhaps just a little shaping up from the boss (Aaron) might work.

Awwwweeeeeeeessomes.

Dear Mato Saville

Please could you fix it for me to poo gold nuggets?

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