Ben is now fully legal, but left his sandwiches at home and is going to starve!
Status report Page 118
Ben what did you do that was illegal?
Is it the old joke of a policeman seeing a guy in a car, with a girl knitting.
So he asks how old is that girl?
She'll be 16 in half an hour.
Quote: sootyj @ December 4 2008, 1:00 PM GMTBen what did you do that was illegal?
I'd rather not say publicly. It was nothing major, but could have been costly if I was caught!
Indecent exposure.
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 1:13 PM GMTI'd rather not say publicly. It was nothing major, but could have been costly if I was caught!
He killed a swan I suspect, it pushed him too far and he snapped 
Quote: Ben @ December 4 2008, 1:13 PM GMTI'd rather not say publicly. It was nothing major, but could have been costly if I was caught!
Car Tax out?
I've just renewed mine. 
Robyn is toooo warm!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 4 2008, 1:15 PM GMTHe killed a swan I suspect, it pushed him too far and he snapped
I just thought of Guy in Green Wing!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 4 2008, 5:40 PM GMTI just thought of Guy in Green Wing!
Hahaha, I did too!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 4 2008, 9:01 AM GMTI told you, rape before 9 a.m. is still rape.
Gotta go to work....so tired my eyes are burning when I open them. TFI Friday is all I can say. oH and f**k it's cold.
Ben is drinking coffee and starting to feel warm in his jumper.
Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 8:17 AM GMTBen is drinking coffee and starting to feel warm in his jumper.
lucky! thats another advantage of being thin your body heats up quicker. We fat f**ks have more to heat.
Has a really thumping headache 
A stonker, if you will!
Ben has messages left on his workphone. 2.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 5 2008, 8:25 AM GMTHas a really thumping headache
A stonker, if you will!
Oh no! Take drugs, now!
Moooorning, everyone, BTW.
Quote: Ben @ December 5 2008, 8:17 AM GMTBen is drinking coffee and starting to feel warm in his jumper.
How cold exactly is it on the island?