So it was going to be a serious short film, but I got bored and did this...
INT. BANK - AFTERNOON
It's just another day in the bank. People lining up, money going in and out, business as usual.
The automatic doors open, to reveal the bustling street, but no-one enters. The people standing at the back of the line wait in anticipation of who's about to enter, what else have they got to do?
Still no-one enters and the doors automatically close shut. The onlookers go back to facing front.
The doors then open again, but still no-one enters. The people at the back of the line look again, but soon turn their attention back to the front.
Suddenly a baboon runs in and attacks a man standing at the back of the line. Followed by another baboon and then another and two more and then three more.
The customers begin to scream and shout hysterically as the baboons attack them, jumping around and causing chaos.
Some of the baboons start to throw stuff at the bullet proof glass, cracking it slightly. The bank staff look on in horror.
Some of the customers try to escape, but in doing so are treated to mauling.
BANKER 1
What the hell are they doing?
BANKER 2
(Cool)
Relax. It's just a bit of monkey business.
END.
It made me laugh and I could so visualise it!