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But who would win? Bandage or Ben? Only one way to find out.......

Quote: Ben @ December 3 2008, 3:02 PM GMT

I once saw Sue Pollard walking out of our local cinema. According to my Mum, she was probably making a film in there!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 3 2008, 3:10 PM GMT

But who would win? Bandage or Ben? Only one way to find out.......

Bandage.

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2008, 2:53 PM GMT

The only fan letter I ever wrote was to Toby Anstis...

(There's one for you.)

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2008, 2:57 PM GMT

Yep!

:D

Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2008, 2:58 PM GMT

Because he's gay?

You learn something new every day.

Quote: Gavin @ December 3 2008, 3:10 PM GMT

Bandage.

Gavin. I'm not going to fight Ben.

I'm merely gently ribbing him.

I don't really want to smash his face in. If anything, I think I'm a little bit in love with him.

Ah I see what you mean about my mum and the film process now, Bandage.

I wouldn't be able to hit Bandage. He darts about too much.

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2008, 3:02 PM GMT

But he doesn't look anything like Johnny Depp!...

Still kind of attractive though.

My favourite celebrity story still comes from my Dad. One day he's waiting outside some play in the West End to take photographs (as photographers do) and he starts talking to someone else who was waiting. It turns out this Scottish guy wants to be an actor and he's talking about what he'd do if he was famous etc... My Dad sort of half calls his bluff and says "Go on then, if you're gonna be famous give me your autograph." They keep chatting and it transpires that the guy's waiting for his uncle who was in the play.

So, years later it transpires that my Dad met Ewan McGregor, which is ironic in it's own way as that's my Brother's name.

*I may have told you all this story before.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 3 2008, 3:13 PM GMT

Gavin. I'm not going to fight Ben.

I'm merely gently ribbing him.

I don't really want to smash his face in. If anything, I think I'm a little bit in love with him.

I change my vote to Ben.

Bandage is a big girl.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 3 2008, 3:13 PM GMT

So, years later it transpires that my Dad met Ewan McGregor, which is ironic in it's own way as that's my Brother's name.

Your brother's name is 'Dad'?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 3 2008, 3:13 PM GMT

Gavin. I'm not going to fight Ben.

I'm merely gently ribbing him.

I don't really want to smash his face in.

You're leaving me that honour.

Quote: Ben @ December 3 2008, 3:15 PM GMT

Your brother's name is 'Dad'?

It is to his "girls".

Quote: Ben @ December 3 2008, 3:15 PM GMT

Your brother's name is 'Dad'?

Well Ewen McGregor. Huzzah for grammatical errors!

Quote: PhQnix @ December 3 2008, 3:13 PM GMT

Still kind of attractive though.

My favourite celebrity story still comes from my Dad. One day he's waiting outside some play in the West End to take photographs (as photographers do) and he starts talking to someone else who was waiting. It turns out this Scottish guy wants to be an actor and he's talking about what he'd do if he was famous etc... My Dad sort of half calls his bluff and says "Go on then, if you're gonna be famous give me your autograph." They keep chatting and it transpires that the guy's waiting for his uncle who was in the play.

So, years later it transpires that my Dad met Ewan McGregor, which is ironic in it's own way as that's my Brother's name.

*I may have told you all this story before.

Ooooooooooooooh!

That must have been bloody ages ago then if it was pre Trainspotting!

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2008, 3:17 PM GMT

Ooooooooooooooh!

That must have been bloody ages ago then if it was pre Trainspotting!

My Dad's quite old. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ December 3 2008, 3:18 PM GMT

My Dad's quite old. :P

Older then the moon?

I can only assume.

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