Mine would be an electronic key finder. I kept misplacing it. Then I had two things to locate.
What is the worst gift you ever got?
Was it like a metal detector?
Hmm for my Barmitzvah I got about 10 diferent awful Boots own brand after shaves.
Ended up getting in a aftershave fight with my chums.
My God did we stink.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:34 PM GMTWas it like a metal detector?
Hmm for my Barmitzvah I got about 10 diferent awful Boots own brand after shaves.
Ended up getting in a aftershave fight with my chums.
My God did we stink.
No it was this electronic box you hit a button and another electronic boxed attached to your keys.When you hit the button the keys beeped. I swear I lost the key finder more over my keys.
A gift token for the local christian shop. I'm an athiest.
Bastards should have got you one that you whistle at.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMTBastards should have got you one that you whistle at.
Oh yes, That I would like. Then they could come a running!!
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMTNo it was this electronic box you hit a button and another electronic boxed attached to your keys.When you hit the button the keys beeped. I swear I lost the key finder more over my keys.
I used to have one of those ones that made a noise when you whistled. I had to stop using it because the dog thought I was calling him when I whistled.
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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMTA gift token for the local christian shop. I'm an athiest.
I see you're in N.Ireland. Was it a general Christian shop, or aimed at one side or the other?
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:40 PM GMTI used to have one of those ones that made a noise when you whistled. I had to stop using it because the dog thought I was calling him when I whistled.
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Put the keys on the dog's collar surely?
It was aimed at the protestant side.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:40 PM GMTPut the keys on the dog's collar surely?
Ha, Ilike that idea, but he won't come running anymore unless we buried him alive and he has a shovel.
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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:43 PM GMTHa, I like that idea, but he won't come running anymore unless we buried him alive and he has a shovel.
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Ha! Nice bit of dialogue that stick it in a script.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:44 PM GMTHa! Nice bit of dialogue that stick it in a script.
I stole that from my uncle, my brother came back from holidays and called the dog, my uncle just came out with it. Talk about softening the blow. I suppose I could use it for something.
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Chia pet that grew mold 
I once told an ex "You won't ever see me in dirty denim jeans or a baseball cap" so that Christmas she bought me...
Quote: Ben @ December 3 2008, 2:09 PM GMTI once told an ex "You won't ever see me in dirty denim jeans or a baseball cap" so that Christmas she bought me...
Did you take the hint?
Arf arf!