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What is the worst gift you ever got?

Mine would be an electronic key finder. I kept misplacing it. Then I had two things to locate.

Was it like a metal detector?

Hmm for my Barmitzvah I got about 10 diferent awful Boots own brand after shaves.

Ended up getting in a aftershave fight with my chums.

My God did we stink.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:34 PM GMT

Was it like a metal detector?

Hmm for my Barmitzvah I got about 10 diferent awful Boots own brand after shaves.

Ended up getting in a aftershave fight with my chums.

My God did we stink.

No it was this electronic box you hit a button and another electronic boxed attached to your keys.When you hit the button the keys beeped. I swear I lost the key finder more over my keys.

A gift token for the local christian shop. I'm an athiest.

Bastards should have got you one that you whistle at.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMT

Bastards should have got you one that you whistle at.

Oh yes, That I would like. Then they could come a running!!

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMT

No it was this electronic box you hit a button and another electronic boxed attached to your keys.When you hit the button the keys beeped. I swear I lost the key finder more over my keys.

I used to have one of those ones that made a noise when you whistled. I had to stop using it because the dog thought I was calling him when I whistled.

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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:37 PM GMT

A gift token for the local christian shop. I'm an athiest.

I see you're in N.Ireland. Was it a general Christian shop, or aimed at one side or the other?

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:40 PM GMT

I used to have one of those ones that made a noise when you whistled. I had to stop using it because the dog thought I was calling him when I whistled.

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Put the keys on the dog's collar surely?

It was aimed at the protestant side.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:40 PM GMT

Put the keys on the dog's collar surely?

Ha, Ilike that idea, but he won't come running anymore unless we buried him alive and he has a shovel.

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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 3 2008, 1:43 PM GMT

Ha, I like that idea, but he won't come running anymore unless we buried him alive and he has a shovel.

Edited by Aaron.

Ha! Nice bit of dialogue that stick it in a script.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2008, 1:44 PM GMT

Ha! Nice bit of dialogue that stick it in a script.

I stole that from my uncle, my brother came back from holidays and called the dog, my uncle just came out with it. Talk about softening the blow. I suppose I could use it for something.

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Chia pet that grew mold :(

I once told an ex "You won't ever see me in dirty denim jeans or a baseball cap" so that Christmas she bought me...

Quote: Ben @ December 3 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

I once told an ex "You won't ever see me in dirty denim jeans or a baseball cap" so that Christmas she bought me...

Did you take the hint?

Arf arf!

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