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Dear Santa.... Page 3

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:13 PM GMT

I like the idea of being able to turn invisable.

Would we still be able to hear you if you're invisible?

I would like Santa to end poverty, world hunger, wars, etc.

Might get the c**ts off my TV, FINALLY.

:)

But then there wouldn't be any Comic Relief. :(

Quote: Ben @ December 2 2008, 8:14 PM GMT

Would we still be able to hear you if you're invisible?

Teary

You wouldn't be able to hear me when I am visible anyway!

I'm awkward and shy :$

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:15 PM GMT

Teary

You wouldn't be able to hear me when I am visible anyway!

You can only have the cloak if you have a bow on it which stays visible, so that I can always find you again. Pleased

Ooh I have a butterfly! I can freak people out with it.

Ben: This butterfly keeps punching me!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:16 PM GMT

You wouldn't be able to hear me when I am visible anyway!

Ve haff ways of making you talk.

Good idea! It's like a metonym, too!

Quote: Ben @ December 2 2008, 8:18 PM GMT

Ve haff ways of making you talk.

Keep your red hot poker well away from my butterfly.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:19 PM GMT

Keep your red hot poker well away from my butterfly.

*snigger*

Laughing out loud!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:13 PM GMT

I like the idea of being able to turn invisable. When I feel awkward or uneasy (which is a lot), I can just disappear. No one will have to look at me then... Errr

Awww! I can think of a few times I could have done with that cloak then!
But you wouldn't be tempted, not just a wikkle bit, to perv on Aaron?

Anyway, back to getting hitched ;)

Yeah, I just rang the vicar and he says would you be ok for tomorrow at about 10?
How many kids are we having btw? Or shall we just adopt Robyn till she's become to rude for us to handle and then think about some little Rubians?

I won't be rude! I promise! Teary

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 2 2008, 8:18 PM GMT

Ooh I have a butterfly! I can freak people out with it.

Ben: This butterfly keeps punching me!

:D

Quote: Moonstone @ December 2 2008, 8:21 PM GMT

Awww! I can think of a few times I could have done with that cloak then!
But you wouldn't be tempted, not just a wikkle bit, to perv on Aaron?

There are much less painful ways to blind myself. Digging my own eyes out with rusty spoons for example. Pleased

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