I also got one. The first one I ever wrote, pleasingly, but I've sent in loads since. They did tell me which one it was (for obv reasons I can't put it on here) which is helpful in knowing what they're after.
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They IZ wanting Chrimbo stuff now (or at the end of the week) fo' real.
Quote: willie garvin @ December 2 2008, 1:26 PM GMTI also got one. The first one I ever wrote, pleasingly, but I've sent in loads since. They did tell me which one it was (for obv reasons I can't put it on here) which is helpful in knowing what they're after.
They told me which one I'd sold too. And I didn't recall it so went through all my emails and eventially found it. Clearly memorable.
Bah they don't tell me.
Well, I sent in 16 just under a fortnight ago, I then got an email saying he'd short-listed four of them, and then another a day later asking me not to do anything with two of them for the next month.
Then, today, I didn't appear in the joke count.
I think with hindsight, I'd prefer to hear nothing and then sell a few...
Unless this is normal?
Like any show it's continually competative, you never know what rabbits the other guys got in his hat.
But no I hear nothing till I see the joke tallies.
OK, here's the ones I sent in before I realized what they wanted, basically these are one liners,
* My wife came out of a coma with the mind of a 10 year old but unfortunately not the body.
* I went on a date with Amy Winehouse the other day. I got absolutely wrecked and then went out on a date with Amy Winehouse.
* The wife said I can do anything I want in the bedroom, so I did her best friend.
* I called for the Doctor the other day, it took him two hours to come. He still didn't bump me up the waiting list.
* I lost my job the other day. I found it again though, hanging around the public toilets with lots of other jobs.
* Gillian Mckeith looks at turds for a living, sorry I mean Gillian Mckeith is a turd for a living.
* Digital cameras take sharper pictures these days, is that so they can literally cut your head off?
Good jokes, if you sent the clean ones more than 3 weeks ago, I'd ask if you can resubmit them.
Cool. I only sent in a few (about 5) last week aswell.
Does anyone else have a new-found respect for Christmas Crackers?
All the ones I send in to this are too rude apparently
Just sent off my first batch.
Does anyone else have a new-found respect for Christmas Crackers?
ha ha. I thought of crackers when I wrote a few right ol' groaners the other day.
Quote: steve @ December 6 2008, 5:34 PM GMTHave been asked to forward mine to Graham Trelfer.Is this a good or bad thing?Anyone else to asked to do the same thing?
He runs LSCW and is generally an alround good egg.
Remember it still goes,
Graham-Jack-People at 118 118.
So there's 3 levels of filter to get through.
I've been to ill and busy to write much, so am expecting a terrible showing.
Hey guys,
So, is the e-mail address to send the jokes to still the same if Graham Trelfer has taken over?