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There was no heating today at work!

I nearly diiiiied!

I'm sure at school if the heating wasn't working, they sent you home...

Quote: Gavin @ December 1 2008, 5:58 PM GMT

I've been sat infront of my gas heater all day like a lame Sith lord in my dressing gown. Absorbing all the heat.

And masturbating.

hmm?

:D

Quote: JuliaC @ December 1 2008, 5:59 PM GMT

Yep!

Are you feeling better today, Robyn?

Not really. :( I was better yesterday, but am now shaking, frozen, and feeling sicky.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 6:00 PM GMT

There was no heating today at work!

I nearly diiiiied!

I'm sure at school if the heating wasn't working, they sent you home...

Awwwwww! :O

:( Hug

Quote: PhQnix @ December 1 2008, 5:59 PM GMT

Can you get lame Sith lords?

Oh. Count Dooku. Yes, yes you can.

Well he was a apprentice. There can only be one lord one apprentice after the sith war......Shut up Elliot you nerd.

The ... is terribly suspicious. :|

Quote: Gavin @ December 1 2008, 5:58 PM GMT

I've been sat infront of my gas heater all day like a lame Sith lord in my dressing gown. Absorbing all the heat.

Darth Celsius?

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

The ... is terribly suspicious. :|

He says, to zooo's now deleted post.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 6:00 PM GMT

I'm sure at school if the heating wasn't working, they sent you home...

Our heating at school hasn't worked properly for years. :(

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 6:00 PM GMT

And masturbating.

Suprisingly not everyone spends all day with their hands down their trousers like you do. Some of us make cups of tea.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 6:00 PM GMT

I'm sure at school if the heating wasn't working, they sent you home...

I'm not sure if it's conventional wisdom, but I have heard that if the temperature goes below 10c you aren't expected to work.

In other news:

Ben is off on his bike in a minute in some very cold temperatures. He also thinks he should invest in some long-johns.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 1 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

Not really. :( I was better yesterday, but am now shaking, frozen, and feeling sicky.

Console Sounds like you need a day off.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

He says, to zooo's now deleted post.

Sowwy.

I got confused.

I shall restate! : I never masturbated at school.

I bet boys did. You dirty little buggers.

Quote: Gavin @ December 1 2008, 6:02 PM GMT

Suprisingly not everyone spends all day with their hands down their trousers like you do. Some of us make cups of tea.

You can thank me for the milk later.

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