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I did wonder if you meant it as a 'line'. :D

It'd probably go down quite well up in northland.

Pity that the women wouldn't.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 5:15 PM GMT

I did wonder if you meant it as a 'line'. :D

It'd probably go down quite well up in northland.

Pity that the women wouldn't.

You've clearly never been to Wigan. Chip pie and a blowjob for £2.50. Or £2.25 for the chip pie on its own.

And they do enough in a night to satiate their addiction to crack.

Crack's very cheap in Wigan. They mine it there.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 5:15 PM GMT

I did wonder if you meant it as a 'line'. :D

It'd probably go down quite well up in northland.

Pity that the women wouldn't.

Unimpressed Unimpressed

Bugger! Anyway women down south all look like Mo Harris! FACT!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 1 2008, 5:20 PM GMT

Crack's very cheap in Wigan. They mine it there.

Why Wigan in particular? Is that in Yorkie land?

Is that Little Mo or Big Mo?

Either way I'm insulted. :)

Quote: Moonstone @ December 1 2008, 5:23 PM GMT

Unimpressed Why Wigan in particular? Is that in Yorkie land?

Lancashire. Through and through.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 1 2008, 5:23 PM GMT

Anyway women down south all look like Mo Harris!

Who?

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 5:23 PM GMT

Is that Little Mo or Big Mo?

Either way I'm insulted. :)

Big Mo!
But not you. There are always exceptions ;)
So, erm, have you ever considered an affair then zooo? Whistling nnocently

Quote: Graham Bandage @ December 1 2008, 5:24 PM GMT

Lancashire. Through and through.

Ah, they're both the same thing really.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1 2008, 5:28 PM GMT

Who?

:O

You are dead to me!

No. But if Aaron wants one I might let him have a go on you.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 5:32 PM GMT

No. But if Aaron wants one I might let him have a go on you.

You are so generous it makes me want to cry. The sacrafices you are prepared to make for him :)

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2008, 5:32 PM GMT

No. But if Aaron wants one I might let him have a go on you.

Ace x 2. :)

Time to dust off the camcorder!

I just watched Louis Theroux. Jeebus, what a dump Philedelphia is! I thought some of our council estates were bad but f**king hell it makes ours look more like country estates.
Louis Theroux is ace. I don't think he's ever made a dull programme.

He's a lovely little fellow.

I want him to do more hanging out with Jimmy Saville style ones next.

But not with Jimmy Saville again, naturally. Once was enough. Jesus.

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