This is really a visual gag but I'll write it up anyhoo.
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UPBEAT MUSIC CUT WITH FAST MOVING IMAGES OF BINGO BALLS
VO (HIP MODERN SOUNDING):
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CUT TO:
FEMALE OLD AGED PENSIONER IN A WOOLY OVERCOAT. SHE'S WEARING A BLACK OLD-FASIONED HAT AND LYING TUMMY-DOWN ON A BED TAPPING AT A LAPTOP
OAP:
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