BALLS! I just found out I didn't just roll my ankle when this fat f**k fell on my leg playing Volleyball. I actually broke it.
Balls..
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Hard as nails. That's you that is. 
Bloody hell! 
Quote: roscoff @ November 30 2008, 9:12 PM GMTTyping this left handed masturbating furiously with the other. Tissue anyone?
There is nothing erotic about my slouchy pink jimmy jams! If it was my ickle white short slip with the red ribbon trim, fair enough but now you are just crazy!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 30 2008, 11:03 PM GMTThere is nothing erotic about my slouchy pink jimmy jams! If it was my ickle white short slip with the red ribbon trim, fair enough but now you are just crazy!
Quote: Curt @ November 30 2008, 10:56 PM GMTBALLS! I just found out I didn't just roll my ankle when this fat f**k fell on my leg playing Volleyball. I actually broke it.
Balls..
Blimey. Didn't you get it checked out at the time?
Also, what is "roll"? Is this what we in the civilised world refer to as a "sprain"?
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2008, 11:21 PM GMTAlso, what is "roll"? Is this what we in the civilised world refer to as a "sprain"?
I think the rolling motion is followed quickly by the sprain.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 30 2008, 11:03 PM GMTIf it was my ickle white short slip with the red ribbon trim.
Typing this one handed masturbating furiously with the other.
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2008, 11:21 PM GMTBlimey. Didn't you get it checked out at the time?
Also, what is "roll"? Is this what we in the civilised world refer to as a "sprain"?
I thought it was just a sprain at first until the swelling only got worse after two days. My fiancee thought it looked like a fake foot it was so swelled.
And DaButt is right. When you roll your ankle you are rolling over your foot and the sprain ensues.
*civilized 
I'm in a hotel in Brum, wondering if I can get away with charging a curry from room service to my Company ... oh and a Magners.
And slightly concerend I don't know when my course starts tomorrow.
Yes. They cannot expect you not to eat.
You'll be all right with a bit of room service, I'd have thought, Danny. Of course, hotel porn shows up on bills as "room service," too, so I'd try and get it itemised.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 1 2008, 12:00 AM GMTI'm in a hotel in Brum, wondering if I can get away with charging a curry from room service to my Company ... oh and a Magners.
But of course. When I was in Philly the other week my company bought me many beers and steak dinners. Sometimes I brought along a friend or two. And we wonder why our businesses are failing and being outsourced overseas ...
Wish I got room service.
*Dreams*