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The perfect gift for yourself! Page 4

Quote: David Chapman @ November 28 2008, 10:03 PM GMT

You'll probably meet a few tomorrow.

Laughing out loud

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A sugar glider, please.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 28 2008, 9:32 PM GMT

I soooooooooooooooooooo need!

Make a muppet

I have set myself a target if I can earn enough from Comedy next year then this shall be my reward.

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Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 30 2008, 12:18 AM GMT

I have set myself a target if I can earn enough from Comedy next year then this shall be my reward.

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I have sewn many puppets. I am working on one as we speak for a stand up. When it is done I will show it to you with a picture. I love making puppets. It really is not all that difficult once you make the first one.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 30 2008, 12:18 AM GMT

I have set myself a target if I can earn enough from Comedy next year then this shall be my reward.

D

I set myself a target last year that if I could save enough through comedy I could buy myself a big-arse plasma telly. I was all set to go out and buy it last week until my wife stepped in and reminded me there was a tax bill to pay in January.

Sometimes you wonder why you bother. Angry

Booo! Spoilysport woman!

I'm a big fan of hampers, so I'd like the most expensive one there is. Actually, I won a hamper, in a competition, a couple of years ago, and when it arrived, it was a massive disappointment.

Was it from Lidl's?

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I'd call it death of Squirrels.

Quote: sootyj @ November 30 2008, 8:40 PM GMT

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I'd call it death of Squirrels.

Teary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

A nice fella singing about my second favorite hobby to shooting squirrels with a helicopter.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ November 28 2008, 9:32 PM GMT

I soooooooooooooooooooo need!

Make a muppet

I can help with that.

I would like a pig/bear baby.

Could you possibly help me out with that?

Quote: zooo @ November 30 2008, 9:08 PM GMT

I would like a pig/bear baby.

Could you possibly help me out with that?

Yes.

Rohypnol, pig swill and a very powerful cattle prod.

That and a Luther Van Dross album.

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