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Okay - How easy is it to get very, very lost on the way there?

For me? Very.

I'm not teasing, zooo, or on the blob, Aaron. I very much intend to attend, but you never know. They might abolish coaches, or pubs, overnight. It might all kick off in Southwark. I might step in a bear trap. Literally, ANYTHING could happen between now and 12 noon.

For example, it's really foggy here at the moment. Just like one of your London peasoupers.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 28 2008, 11:57 PM GMT

Okay - How easy is it to get very, very lost on the way there?

Share a cab?

I'm a little sad I'm missing out. Sad I won't see Aaron and Zooo snuggling in the corner. Sad that I cannot laugh at a drunk Chappers. Sad I won't get the chance to be assaulted by Ben before the new year. But it cannot be helped. I will deffo make at least one of these damn thing next year, that is a promise and I hope you all have the most amazing time!

XX.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 28 2008, 11:57 PM GMT

Okay - How easy is it to get very, very lost on the way there?

Quite easy.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 29 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

I might step in a bear trap.

Knowing the area, you actually might!

Well, kind of.

Only zooo might even nearly get this incredibly, shamelessly, terminally geeky 'joke'.

Aaron, all I want to know is am I likely to be killed there?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 29 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

For me? Very.

I'm not teasing, zooo, or on the blob, Aaron. I very much intend to attend, but you never know. They might abolish coaches, or pubs, overnight. It might all kick off in Southwark. I might step in a bear trap. Literally, ANYTHING could happen between now and 12 noon.

For example, it's really foggy here at the moment. Just like one of your London peasoupers.

Phew, okay then.

We can't have anyone else dropping out.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 29 2008, 12:10 AM GMT

Aaron, all I want to know is am I likely to be killed there?

By me?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 29 2008, 12:10 AM GMT

Aaron, all I want to know is am I likely to be killed there?

I might kick you in the bollocks with my untagged leg. But only if you're rude to me.

As Robyn WENT OFFLINE Unimpressed whilst I was trying to give her instructions on how to get there, here they are for everyone else.

The pub is top-left of the map. London Bridge station is bottom right. My extremely accurate and artistic yellow line starts off outside the London Dungeons and London Bridge Experience. So if you can find those, then you're good to go.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/Map.jpg

Okay. Head towards the cathedral. Once you've crossed the road, it's easiest to go down the stairs and cut through the grounds of the cathedral itself. (Unless you're zooo, in which case you'll want to hug the busy footpath around it.)

Then turn right up Cathedral Street, forking left towards the Golden Hinde (the ship - you can see the masts in shadow on the map). Then turn left into Clink Street (yes, Clink, as in the prison). Head straight up there, past what is left of Winchester Palace, and under the railway bridge.

Bingo, you're there.

Oh, and the Jubilee line is shut north of Waterloo.

Post 1000!

(It's also reasonably easily accessible from Mansion House or Cannon Street stations (both Circle/District lines), and then crossing Southwark Bridge, but I'll leave that to you to work out because my fingers hurt from typing too much.)

I think I can read a map easier than that.

I liked your yellow line, Aaron.
It was very artistic.

:D

I probably took longer doing that than typing it out. Yay. Go me.

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