Captain Misunderstood 2.

2 TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY, CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD STANDS BEFORE AN ADMIRING CROWD IN A SUPERMARKET.

CAPTAIN

Well those terrorist bastards are off to Jail and Winchester is safe again.

HE COUGHS.

A SHOP ASSISTANT HANDS HIM A SMALL BOTTLE OF WATER HE DRINKS.

CAPTAIN

Thanks citizen and now off to my secret lair.

HE GOES TO LEAVE.

SHOP ASSISSTANT

Oi aren't you going to pay for that?

CAPTAIN

I've got no money on me, I'm wearing tights for pete's sake.

WOMEN FROM THE CROWD

I've got tights does that mean I can shoplift?

CAPTAIN

No, I mean I just saved you from those terrorist bastards, they had an atomic syphilis bomb.

MAN FROM THE CROWD

I see so we give you freebies, or we get done over. Who do you think you are Reggie Kray?

WOMAN FROM THE CROWD

You robdog, are you Jewish or something?

CAPTAIN

I'm not f**king Jewish, I'm a superhero!

SHOP ASSISSTANT

You're an ubermensch who steals stuff with menaces and hates Jews?

WOMAN FROM THE CROWD

You're a nazi!

THE CROWD BOO CAPTAIN MISUNDERSTOOD WHO LEAVES IN TEARS.

Both good ideas, I'm thinking of calling it Justice League Winchester.

I think my heart belongs to Captain Misunderstood because he's a transformational character.

But I think Viz would be my first point of call.

Funny stuff, the highlights were the tights/woman and freebie lines

You have definitely hit on something with your Superhero range of sketches, this one is really good.

Again another quality sketch with CM

Like muchly.