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Things that piss you off Page 343

1. People who write/say "could of" instead of "could have"
2. Incorrect use of apostrophes
3. Cliff Richard
4. The X Factor
5. R&B
6. Women in adverts who orgasm whilst washing their hair
7. People who sit right near you on buses when 80%+ of the bus is empty...
8. ...and people who stand right in front of the glass when you're sitting at a bus stop looking in the direction of where the bus is coming from (does that make sense?)
9. Religion
10.People who complain about TV programmes

Probably more to come...

Quote: shaggy292 @ November 28 2008, 9:59 PM GMT

1. People who write/say "could of" instead of "could have"
2. Incorrect use of apostrophes
3. Cliff Richard
4. The X Factor
5. R&B
6. Women in adverts who orgasm whilst washing their hair
7. People who sit right near you on buses when 80%+ of the bus is empty...
8. ...and people who stand right in front of the glass when you're sitting at a bus stop looking in the direction of where the bus is coming from (does that make sense?)
9. Religion
10.People who complain about TV programmes

Probably more to come...

I agree with 1, 2, 4 and 7. Cliff is too easy a target.

And R&B? Do you mean this new stuff or the Stones, Yardbirds type stuff?

Quote: shaggy292 @ November 28 2008, 9:59 PM GMT

1. People who write/say "could of" instead of "could have"
2. Incorrect use of apostrophes

<3

Quote: David Chapman @ November 28 2008, 10:05 PM GMT

And R&B? Do you mean this new stuff or the Stones, Yardbirds type stuff?

New guff. No originality. Each song has about 12 songwriters. Someone can sing "Oooh, I love you" in a duet with someone, and then their next single is them singing "Oooh, I love you" with someone else. And for many other reasons which I can't be arsed to name at the moment.

I'm just getting into the Yardbirds, actually.

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 10:07 PM GMT

<3

:S

Quote: shaggy292 @ November 28 2008, 9:59 PM GMT

1. People who write/say "could of" instead of "could have"
2. Incorrect use of apostrophes
3. Cliff Richard
4. The X Factor
5. R&B
6. Women in adverts who orgasm whilst washing their hair
7. People who sit right near you on buses when 80%+ of the bus is empty...
8. ...and people who stand right in front of the glass when you're sitting at a bus stop looking in the direction of where the bus is coming from (does that make sense?)
9. Religion
10.People who complain about TV programmes

Probably more to come...

11. Children In Need

Quote: shaggy292 @ November 28 2008, 10:12 PM GMT

I'm just getting into the Yardbirds, actually.

I'm going to see them next Friday. I've seen them several times over the last five years or so. Brilliant band.

Quote: shaggy292 @ November 28 2008, 10:12 PM GMT

:S

I hate those things as well.

TTPYO - Sicky stomachs. :(

TTPYO - WHEN THE GODDAMN TV SIGNAL GOES AND YOU MISS THE IT CROWD!!!

Quote: David Chapman @ November 28 2008, 10:14 PM GMT

I'm going to see them next Friday. I've seen them several times over the last five years or so. Brilliant band.

Cool! Are Page and Beck gonna be playing? Or just Clapton?

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 8:43 PM GMT

If people can't understand the concept of male-female platonic relationships, then that says more about them than it implies about their view of you. Pity them, don't be annoyed.

Yeah, but Billy Crystal said...

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 10:42 PM GMT

TTPYO - WHEN THE GODDAMN TV SIGNAL GOES AND YOU MISS THE IT CROWD!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no! :O Console

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 10:58 PM GMT

Yeah, but Billy Crystal said...

Something terribly unfunny, I would imagine.

No, that line from 'When Harry Met Sally' about how men and women can't be friends without one of them wanting more.

It's all bollocks though.

Aw, no that was in an actual good film!

When Harry Met Sally. S'quite funny!

TTPYO : sudden tummy ache. It's not very bad, but still.

Quote: Ben @ November 28 2008, 10:42 PM GMT

Cool! Are Page and Beck gonna be playing? Or just Clapton?

Um - not as far as I'm aware this time.

Quote: zooo @ November 28 2008, 11:15 PM GMT

Aw, no that was in an actual good film!

When Harry Met Sally. S'quite funny!

I'm not sure about that. Seemed like a pale imitation of a Woody Allen film to me.

Quote: zooo @ November 28 2008, 11:15 PM GMT

TTPYO : sudden tummy ache. It's not very bad, but still.

I'm sorry to hear of your malady.

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