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Ooh snakes.
Check your boots!

I usually sleep with my boots on when I'm camping - mainly because of scorpions. I wouldn't hurt a rattlesnake if I could avoid it; I think they're cool.

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Whhyyy is he with Josh Hartnett?
I don't want them to be in a film together, no sir.

I think that that may be what is known as a "lie".

Ha.
As long as they are kissing in it.

Exqueese me whilst I take a lie down.

Look at the snow angel I got in email. I laughed.

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Looks cold.

Quote: Aaron @ November 28 2008, 4:09 PM GMT

Looks cold.

Cold hands, warm heart.

Or cold hands, cold heart, in my case.

And cold shoulder. You're always getting the cold shoulder.

True.

Quote: Dr Mato @ November 28 2008, 12:24 PM GMT

It was very well managed where I went. It must all depend on where you shop I assume?

Glad I didn't shop here:

Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede

BY JOE GOULD
DAILY NEWS WRITER

Updated Friday, November 28th 2008, 11:20 AM

A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.

The 34-year-old worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.

Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.

"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."

The unidentified victim was rushed to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m., police said.

The cause of death was pending.

A 28-year-old pregnant woman was knocked to the floor during the mad rush. She was hospitalized for observation, police said.

Three other shoppers suffered minor injuries, cops said.

http://tinyurl.com/5opfv3

:(

I see my fate before me...

I need to pair off with someone now, cos everybody else has :(
I have the greeny-blues. HELP ME!

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