Or you could always use the Dick cheese knife http://www.125west.com/F_Dick_Cheese_Knives.html
Things that piss you off Page 336
Scared now.
Wouldn't it make more sense to get a cheesy tasting breast?
TTPYO:
Teenies on the top decks of buses who don't see the point in wearing headphones when they can just share their tinny f**king wankshite music with everyone on the bus. One day I'm going to get up and stamp on their ipod.
I know I keep saying it but....
TROLLING - Please just grow the f**k up, no one actually cares, you are just really boring and taking up valuable oxygen for the rest of us. Kthxbi.
Sorry but I just read a couple of posts that got on my wick a little.
The rest of them are lovely BTW!
I want a chip.
Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2008, 1:12 PM GMTTTPYO:
Teenies on the top decks of buses who don't see the point in wearing headphones when they can just share their tinny f**king wankshite music with everyone on the bus. One day I'm going to get up and stamp on their ipod.
They walk down the street with them with them blaring out saying "look at me and my oh so cool taste is music, I am the best".... Yawn.
I just had to look 'trolling' up. You young people and your fancy expressions. Tch!
Us KRAAAAAAAZEEEEEEE kids!
Quote: Moonstone @ November 28 2008, 1:12 PM GMTTTPYO:
Teenies on the top decks of buses who don't see the point in wearing headphones when they can just share their tinny f**king wankshite music with everyone on the bus. One day I'm going to get up and stamp on their ipod.
If I listened to what they listen to, I'd be embarrassed to let others hear it and know I have no taste.
It's the fact they believe they are being so cool and you KNOW there are not but in five years time they will look back like we do over our teenage years and cringe.
It's the same with these lads who drive around in the cars with the (tinted) windows down, playing some loud crap, it makes them sound like a mobile nightclub. I'd like to have a loudhailer on me and shout "can you turn that crap off, please."
My friend Welsh makes me laugh when she says that it's amazing but no matter what the music style is or the band, the lyrics are always the same, they go...
"I AM COOOCK! A TOTAL COOOCK! LOOK AT ME, I'M A COCK IN MY COCKMOBILE!....."
Quote: Bad dog @ November 28 2008, 2:20 PM GMTI'd like to have a loudhailer on me and shout "can you turn that crap off, please."
I want a klaxon.
I want a car full of elderly peeps to pull up alongside blaring out a bit of Vera Lynn full blast for contrast.
We never get what we want.
I dunno, I've got what I want. 
Or perhaps more correctly, who.
I am intrigued.