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Hey I got interviewd for a weeks because I had that porn film with Jimmy Crankie and Gary Coleman.

Diferent strokes of the tripod, by wee Jimmee Wankee.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 27 2008, 10:23 PM GMT

I think the way you gift a voucher can be creative. If someone asks for vouchers, I buy something to attatch it to. For example, tie one for a toy shop it with ribbon around the neck of a small teddy :)

Then hang it from the tree.

I see why social services insisted on spading you. ;)

Yes spadin was most unpleasant, there I am thinking I'm getting my annual apraisal.

And boom smacked over the head with a spade.

I regretted telling them they could take their job and shovel it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 27 2008, 10:31 PM GMT

I see why social services insisted on spading you. ;)

What's spading? And will I dig it?

I meant spaying!

I can't help it. I am shattered!

Spading is much better!!! Laughing out loud

I buy my niece book tokens because I have no idea what else to buy her and I do not want her to spend the money on smack.

How old is your niece?

I like Letterbox and Early learning centre for kids toys.

Eight, but you can't be too careful.

I'm sure she gets her fair share of smack(s).

Oh, forget it.

Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 11:18 PM GMT

I'm sure she gets her fair share of smack(s).

Oh, forget it.

You've been shagging Chapman again. It's not only his old man smell and matured wee stains that rub off on you ya know. You get pun-corrupted.

:O

Presents, every time.

You know why? Cos gift vouchers didn't used to have an expiry date, but when I went in to WHTwat's a couple of weeks ago, I was informed that gift cards to the value of £35 had expired (as they were 24 months old).

Now, isn't that just 'theft'? My friends had effectively bought me credit at the store, not 'a chance to buy some stuff'.

Smith's told me it was cos it was 'administratively unviable' to hold details of cards older than two years old. I say it's actually more work to delete that single line from the database, than leave it in there.

Canada have made this illegal recently after asking the rather obvious question 'why do they expire?', to which no-one had a response.

Annoyed Dan

If vouchers go for Amazon then they can look up all manner of goodies online and have them delivered. There are some very good books for example coming out after Christmas which I am sure people would prefer to some that are released for the Christmas gift season!

:)

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