Pah, women!
Besides, if zooo likes it, then that's good enough for me. For she is all-powerful, and all-knowing.
*makes sacrificial offerings in the Great One's direction*
Pah, women!
Besides, if zooo likes it, then that's good enough for me. For she is all-powerful, and all-knowing.
*makes sacrificial offerings in the Great One's direction*
1. Adverts during Grand Prix (thing of the past now thank goodness!)
2. People who say 'yer know' all the time
3. Chancellor giving 2.5% back on VAT but putting more tax on booze and fags
4. Junk mail
5. Illegal benefit claimants
6. My green grocer going bust (thank you Tesco!
7. Gary Rhodes
8. People who park in chil-spaces or disabled spaces who don't need them
9. Children's toys which come without the batteries (ie most of them!)
10. Not being able to drink wine whilst breast feeding (God I miss it!)
Breast feeding or wine?
Ew.
Messy.
!
Quote: Aaron @ November 27 2008, 6:37 PM GMTNah, the north's alright. I actually quite like some parts.
But, in the words of the Amateur Tranplants:
"There's nothing fun,
To be found up the M1.
Northern birds are lower class,
Slags who take it up the arse."
I was born not too far away from Isaac Newton and Margaret Thatcher's home town.
They are northerners! Isn't that cool!
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 6:51 PM GMTI think vajayjay is quite cute!
Quote: DaButt @ November 27 2008, 6:59 PM GMTI used the word in a woman's presence and she promised to kick me in the balls if I ever uttered it again. Perhaps that explains my dislike.
You should have promised to kick her in the vajayjay if she ever uttered the word 'balls' again!
Quote: lizzyjo @ November 27 2008, 7:32 PM GMT10. Not being able to drink wine whilst breast feeding (God I miss it!)
Please tell me you're a girl. You're a girl right? Or are you a bloke that likes feeding on breasts? I can go with that.
Vajayjay. You mean c**t right? Well say so man.
Would you drink breast milk?
I can safely say I would pass.
Quote: roscoff @ November 27 2008, 9:02 PM GMTVajayjay. You mean c**t right? Well say so man.
C**t is good too.
But most words for the lady garden are HoRrIbLe.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 9:02 PM GMTWould you drink breast milk?
I can safely say I would pass.
Hmmmmm......never say never. Desert island. A lactating madam and no water. You'd drink it. And like it.
Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 9:03 PM GMTBut most words for the lady garden are HoRrIbLe.
Including "lady garden."
Even though my mother never breastfed me, I can say with certainty that breast milk isn't all that tasty.
<--DaButt circa 1986
Zooo any man that has had children and says he never tried is jumping on the I'm not telling the truth train.
Roscoff circa 1992/1994
I hoped that was just an ugly rumour.