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If I could weave time that intricately I would probably be on a better salary.

Quote: Gavin @ November 27 2008, 5:53 PM GMT

mmmmm they feeel so good gonna roll them up and smoke them in a big joint.

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I smoked all mine the first week of January. I did find a couple under the sofa in April though, but they were rather harsh.

Quote: Nil Putters @ November 27 2008, 5:59 PM GMT

I smoked all mine the first week of January. I did find a couple under the sofa in April though, but they were rather harsh.

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...I mean. "Oh no you poor thing"

Never mind all that, has Mark got power yet?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 27 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

Never mind all that, has Mark got power yet?

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Why? did he not before?

A little. There's a generator powering his street now. :/

MARK: "Let me through, let me through! I'm a priority. I edit Britain's premier comedy website."

ENTIRE STREET: "Are you the chap that runs Chortle?"

Very witty.

Where's this big fat one then Gav? Are you gonna pass it (on the left hand side)?

INT. PUB. NIGHT

BANDAGE:
Hi, Mark. Hi, Aaron. I'm Graham Bandage.

MARK DISSOLVES INTO FLOOD OF TEARS.

AARON:
Go away, Bandage. You're dead to me.

So very true.

Although it does imply that you were ever alive.

Or human?

Quote: Gavin @ November 27 2008, 5:51 PM GMT

On Holiday til Tuesday now YEEEHAAA!!!! here come the drums!!

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Woop woop for holidays! I'm off until Thursday!

Quote: Leevil @ November 27 2008, 6:10 PM GMT

Or human?

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Oi, who asked you, sandwich boy?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ November 27 2008, 6:08 PM GMT

INT. PUB. NIGHT

BANDAGE:
Hi, Mark. Hi, Aaron. I'm Graham Bandage.

MARK DISSOLVES INTO FLOOD OF TEARS.

AARON:
Go away, Bandage. You're dead to me.

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