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Quote: DaButt @ November 26 2008, 10:44 PM GMT

I'm having a bad day now that I've seen the news out of India. I hope the perpetrators die slow, agonizing deaths.

Wouldn't matter a jot to them if they did. The point about these kind of extremists is that they love death. That's why they're so dangerous.

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 10:53 PM GMT

Overachievers need a good kick.

Robyn.

:( Am not an overachiever.

Sooooooooo are.

(But he doesn't really want to kick you.)

That's funny actually, because my phone keeps coming up with 'kick'.

:( I'm too ill to run away. Please don't kick me?

Quote: Aaron @ November 27 2008, 1:52 PM GMT

That's funny actually, because my phone keeps coming up with 'kick'.

When you write..?

Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2008, 10:36 AM GMT

Wouldn't matter a jot to them if they did. The point about these kind of extremists is that they love death. That's why they're so dangerous.

They may love death, but the process of dying can be excruciatingly painful and nobody wishes that upon themselves. So I hope the terrorists have plenty of time to doubt their fate and faith as they die slowly with their testicles shot off, their bodies burnt and an Indian commando pissing on their faces.

Other than that, good morning, everyone! Wave

Quote: DaButt @ November 27 2008, 1:55 PM GMT

They may love death, but the process of dying can be excruciatingly painful and nobody wishes that upon themselves.

And that's why America's War on Terror failed. Because you completely misunderstood the terrorist mindset.

Quote: zooo @ November 27 2008, 1:54 PM GMT

When you write..?

Lick. Whistling nnocently

Sorry, but this war belongs to, and is being fought by, most of the nations on the planet and it's far from being lost. And anyone who thinks Mr. Terrorist longs for a slow, agonizingly painful death is deluded, or we'd be seeing suicide attackers strapping beehives on their back instead of explosives.

Quote: DaButt @ November 27 2008, 2:06 PM GMT

Sorry, but this war belongs to, and is being fought by, most of the nations on the planet and it's far from being lost. And anyone who thinks Mr. Terrorist longs for a slow, agonizingly painful death is deluded, or we'd be seeing suicide attackers strapping beehives on their back instead of explosives.

The fact is they don't fear death. They welcome death. So convinced are they that they are going to heaven to f**k 77 virgins that death is something to be embraced and looked forward to. And the idea that we will win against them by making their deaths as slow and agonising as possible is ridiculous. All that would do is drive up recruitment and increase the number of militant nutbags willing to die for their misguided cause.

Quote: Griff @ November 27 2008, 2:10 PM GMT

I love the idea of terrorists with beehives on their backs.

Wouldn't work. Bees aren't aggressive enough. You'd need wasps.

Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

And the idea that we will win against them by making their deaths as slow and agonising as possible is ridiculous.

I didn't say it would win the war, I just like the idea of those shitheads having a few minutes of agony to question their deeds. More than one wannabe martyr has gotten cold feet at the last minute, explaining why they often drug themselves or have to be shackled to their bombs.

Quote: chipolata @ November 27 2008, 10:36 AM GMT

Wouldn't matter a jot to them if they did. The point about these kind of extremists is that they love death. That's why they're so dangerous.

Has something happened in India then?

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