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Quote: roscoff @ November 26 2008, 10:12 PM GMT

All I can say is I'm coming up and I will have a good time even if it means masturbating myself into oblivion in my hotel room. Actually I'm gonna buy myself a nice dinner and a bottle of wine or maybe look for a good classical concert if this thing falls flat on its face. Fore-warned would be nice though.

News Revue?

As a writer you're entitled to certain privileges.......

Quote: roscoff @ November 26 2008, 10:19 PM GMT

Jolly good. Well if it's just me and you I'll stand you dinner. Even though you have left me for another Teary

Awww that will be nice. :)

Who have I left you for?

Quote: sootyj @ November 26 2008, 10:19 PM GMT

News Revue?

As a writer you're entitled to certain privileges.......

Actually Soot that's a top idea. I haven't sent anything in for a while cos my e-mail is completely f**ked but I must still be on the list. Lets wait see how many pull out first. I never pull out until I really have too!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 26 2008, 10:21 PM GMT

Awww that will be nice. :)

Who have I left you for?

Apparently the sig on the bottom of your box says so. I can't believe you'd leave me for someone you'd actually met.

Ah, oh yes... and I'm also doing Ben (Winterlight).

Hi!

It wont work. On-line relationships are the only ones that work in my experience. Cybersex is far less sticky. Though getting the condom over my computer monitor is a real pain.

But not as much as getting the monitor in your anus.

Believe me.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 26 2008, 10:28 PM GMT

Ah, oh yes... and I'm also doing Ben (Winterlight).

Does Ben know or have you sneaked up on him unexpectedly? I've got a restraining order for that.

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 10:37 PM GMT

But not as much as getting the monitor in your anus.

Believe me.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

He knows... hence the post above.

Quote: roscoff @ November 26 2008, 10:32 PM GMT

It wont work. On-line relationships are the only ones that work in my experience. Cybersex is far less sticky. Though getting the condom over my computer monitor is a real pain.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 10:37 PM GMT

But not as much as getting the monitor in your anus.

Believe me.

:O

So while they have a gather the rest who can not go have free will on the talk forum. Laughing out loud

Oh I'll still be coming online!

He has a screen in his tummy. And a mouse attachment.

Quote: zooo @ November 26 2008, 11:50 PM GMT

He has a screen in his tummy. And a mouse attachment.

Is that how he comes online?

Yes. I fiddle with his mouse.

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