That it was.
Nothing racist there.
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Now it's made national news, the BNP might steal the offending gag for their party slogan. I didn't think it was one of Sooty's as the joke's target wasn't a WASP. 
Why did they put that joke on the service?
Oi oi!
I don't mind WASPS, now hornets are c**ts.
And bees are just damned lazy.
And as for mozzies, I shit 'em.
Well ruddy heck infamy beckons!
Can I start my cocaine laced road to ruination and the Priory.
Haha!!!
Wow.
Or better still Sooty, sue the Sun for copyright. Congrats on the exposure too, not page 3 I take it?
It's in my portfolio and my CV has been updated.
Now if I can just exposure in the Daily Mail.
Maybe flash Andrew Sachs?
Nice one Sooty! Least they didn't complain about yours
Oh RobO if only you knew how much I'd like to be infamous in the Sun.
One day they'll have a million signature petition complaining about me.
Oo, with subheadlines in capitals and everything?
SICK
A writer calling himself Sootyj, has been penning DEPRAVED jokes that people can get on their MOBILES. Unsuspecting members of the public have unknowingly been receiving THOUSANDS of his gags, which have been known to include PUNS. These have allowed Sooty to continue his RELENTLESS campaign, by funding writing materials and even this paper itself (only 20p!), which he often uses for INSPIRATION. Sooty even managed to slip in a gag undetected to these very pages (26th November).....
In the meantime, maybe Norman can mock up a Bite The News article for you
Well I did invent Richard Littlejohn in my DNA lab.
Quote: sootyj @ November 26 2008, 9:53 PM GMTWell I did invent Richard Littlejohn in my DNA lab.
You marked it down as a failure, I take it?
Yes I took the stem cells from my arse, but I couldn't bring myself to kill it.
That rat, like evil face was just to ugly to shoot.
Turns out it was sent by a rogue Philipino.
Bloody rogue Philipinos.
Huh- I got told I'd sold a couple, then told they'd been rejected on grounds of taste. As I submitted about 20 inoffensive celeb jokes and a couple of vaguely cheeky relationshippy ones, I'm assuming a) they didn't like the celeb ones and b) they're rejecting anything saucier than a seaside postcard due to this furore.
Ah well...