Oh in that case, I'll come.
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Just be warned: there isn't enough soap in the world.
*weeps and runs to have another shower* 
I'm sure your loofah has seen many places it shouldn't have.
I had to throw it away. 
Why? Did it bring back memories? Is Bens' willy spongey and coarse too?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 26 2008, 6:19 PM GMTWhy? Did it bring back memories? Is Bens' willy spongey and coarse too?
Aaron Came.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 26 2008, 6:19 PM GMTWhy? Did it bring back memories? Is Bens' willy spongey and coarse too?
He abused me with it. And much more besides.
I want Mr Fritzl please.
Why is everyone online so perverted?
Is it me?
We're open in a way we couldn't be offline. It's compensating for the filth in our minds which our charming British restraint won't allow us to vocalise.
I dunno. I was told this morning I was turning into a dirty harlot.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 26 2008, 6:27 PM GMTWhy is everyone online so perverted?
Is it me?
Yes, pervert.
I'm gutted I can't make this after all. Would have liked to meet you all in person and stunned the room into silence with my random humour. Will there be another Christmas do later on in the year, say Spring? A good time for Christmas.
Probably.
Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 6:39 PM GMTProbably.
As that say in Bull Dildo "If you build it, they will cum."
I have managed to get stupidly ill over night. So I'm not that sure anymore that I'll be able to make it. Haven't given up yet, though.
*falls back into Aspirine coma*
Quote: Finck @ November 26 2008, 7:31 PM GMTI have managed to get stupidly ill over night. So I'm not that sure anymore that I'll be able to make it. Haven't given up yet, though.
*falls back into Aspirine coma*
FINCK!! NOOOO
Get well soon luvvie! can I get you anything?