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Who do you fancy? Page 295

Quote: Ben @ November 25 2008, 2:09 PM GMT

When you meet people for the first time, do you ever instantly imagine them in a sexual position with yourself?

Huh?

Quote: Ben @ November 25 2008, 5:55 PM GMT

I often imagine them on their hands and knees with their face contorted in ecstasy. Sometimes I let them bite the pillow too.

Note to self: When I eventually attend one of these meets, do not look Ben in the eye.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 25 2008, 6:25 PM GMT

Note to self: When I eventually attend one of these meets, do not look Ben in the eye.

Just how I like it!

Eek!

Oh Ruby! You do make me chuckle a little chuckle every now and then!

Happy chuckle or evil chuckle?

A little bit of both.

Eeeeeeeeeeeek

Quote: zooo @ November 25 2008, 3:36 PM GMT

I want chip and Ben to meet.
It would be electric for both of them.

Ironically, if I had to have sex with another BSG Boy it probably would be Ben. He really is very pretty. I reckon if you shaved him, popped him in a wig and dress, and applied some lippy, you'd have a perfectly acceptable girl substitute. :)

Regarding Ben's lovely observational bit about wanting to do a sex with someone you meet - blokes, do you ever instantly fancy any vaguely okay looking women just because you haven't met them before, and because they're new THAT alone makes them attractive. Then, about three hours later, that wears off and you forget about it?

Quote: Seefacts @ November 26 2008, 10:11 AM GMT

Regarding Ben's lovely observational bit about wanting to do a sex with someone you meet - blokes, do you ever instantly fancy any vaguely okay looking women just because you haven't met them before, and because they're new THAT alone makes them attractive. Then, about three hours later, that wears off and you forget about it?

Sometimes yes. Especially if you're in a room alone with them. You start to imaging undressing them and then you can see their plain faces contorted in ecstasy as you...

I got a bit carried away there.

Quote: Ben @ November 26 2008, 10:51 AM GMT

Sometimes yes. Especially if you're in a room alone with them. You start to imaging undressing them and then you can see their plain faces contorted in ecstasy as you...

I got a bit carried away there.

A BIT?!

Quote: Seefacts @ November 26 2008, 10:11 AM GMT

Regarding Ben's lovely observational bit about wanting to do a sex with someone you meet - blokes, do you ever instantly fancy any vaguely okay looking women just because you haven't met them before, and because they're new THAT alone makes them attractive. Then, about three hours later, that wears off and you forget about it?

No.

Quote: Aaron @ November 26 2008, 12:50 PM GMT

No.

:D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 26 2008, 12:11 PM GMT

A BIT?!

Would you like to know which 'bit'?

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