I don't work at Greggs!
And if I did I would have resigned purely for them using that twat in their TV ads.
Status report Page 84
Quote: roscoff @ November 25 2008, 5:22 PM GMTIf I remember my German history correctly you wear a large helmet with a spike sticking out of it sport a handlebar moustache and enjoy a large sausage for breakfast.
I know nothing about German history, but I've always wondered why they made me wear that stupid helmet. And the moustache...
Quote: roscoff @ November 25 2008, 5:22 PM GMTI shall spot you and take evasive action such as climbing the nearest tree or throwing large fur cones at you.
Is that some sort of courtship ritual? Inneresting.
Quote: Finck @ November 25 2008, 5:36 PM GMTI know nothing about German history, but I've always wondered why they made me wear that stupid helmet. And the moustache...
I think the moustache was attached to the hat.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:23 PM GMT*Drags Finck* Please come!
Please don't drag me through the Channel.
Status; Nil is too hairy by far.
Quote: David Chapman @ November 25 2008, 5:31 PM GMTAnd do you enjoy a German sausage for breakfast every morning?
Oh yes, a big throbb... erm.
No. 
Quote: Finck @ November 25 2008, 5:38 PM GMTPlease don't drag me through the Channel.
I'll superhero fly you over it!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:39 PM GMTI'll superhero fly you over it!
I KNEW IT!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:39 PM GMTI'll superhero fly you over it!
Yesssss!!
That's brilliant!
*buys stylish leather flying goggles*
And you need gloves and a cape too, please.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:41 PM GMTAnd you need gloves and a cape too, please.
My new golden gloves!!!
*makes note to buy cape*
Quote: zooo @ November 25 2008, 5:35 PM GMTAnd if I did I would have resigned purely for them using that twat in their TV ads.
Oh I hate that advert; it's bloody awful.
Quote: Finck @ November 25 2008, 5:43 PM GMTMy new golden gloves!!!
*makes note to buy cape*
I can lend one if necessary. Also bring marshmallows, I'll have the brownies.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:44 PM GMTAlso bring marshmallows, I'll have the brownies.
You guys getting high?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 25 2008, 5:44 PM GMTI can lend one if necessary. Also bring marshmallows, I'll have the brownies.
Women flyers! 
Keep your eyes on the sky love!!
Disclaimer: I am not a sexist pig, honest.